A warning to you all!

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

too bad i just gave you rep for the priceless thread. everyone give this guy rep

up to 561 pts, I'll be spreading some around later tonight when it let's me.

 

[Showrides]

Lol, they can assault me all they want, they'll be stealing and empty wallet.

I was thinking the same thing.

I thought for sure you were going to say you were busted by an undercover cop.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

i got two bucks and chuckie cheese token card and a 7 gift certificate. so im getting a 9 bj and lesbian chicks. shit im in lol

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

lol

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[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

i got two bucks and chuckie cheese token card and a 7 gift certificate. so im getting a 9 bj and lesbian chicks. shit im in lol

I hope your not going to chuckie cheese to get that bj, you'll be headed to jail for sure. These are adults giving the bj's, not little girls

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

I was a victim of the latest scam which is happening all over the country.
Two good looking girls come to your car as you are parking.

One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and window cleaner, the other comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her top, impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but ask you for a lift.

You agree.

On the way they start touching each other. Then one of them performs oral *** on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Just be careful.

:roundhouse kicks this member in the face for getting his *** beat by somegirls, w/o lube:

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

hey what me and a girl, a horse,a midget, and a trany do behind closed doors thats my business!

but hey hcuckie cheese is a great place.

p.s.- you can ******** in the ball pit and nobody can tell //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif and wait for a kid to jump in and land in my dick snout. its fin great

jk jk

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

:roundhouse kicks this member in the face for getting his *** beat by somegirls, w/o lube:

Chuck ftw.

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

BTW Chuck, what would you do if these girls tried to assault you?

 

[gettinemwetbaby 10+ year member]

yeah my mom and her friends play that joke on me all the time but they give me the wallet back after they've played keep-away for a couple of minutes and had there fun

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

BTW Chuck, what would you do if these girls tried to assault you?

I would roundhouse stick'em at the sametime.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

yeah my mom and her friends play that joke on me all the time but they give me the wallet back after they've played keep-away for a couple of minutes and had there fun

You're mom and her friends flaunt their ******* at you for ca$h?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

I would roundhouse stick'em at the sametime.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif
You're mom and her friends flaunt their ******* at you for ca$h?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

He's getting ripped off, doesn't his mom flaunt her ******* at you for free?

 

[pwnt by pat 10+ year member]

me and a girl, a horse,a midget, and a trany do behind closed doors thats my business

****, I've heard that before. Leslie Nielsen... SpyHard?

 

[guy022077 10+ year member]

you should google that story in Vegas...there is something like that going on in reality

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

no its form dave atell.