A retard asked me out -wtf to do?

[dan7532 10+ year member]

Do what deerhunt would do....
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend told me he had a hot cousin who was a little slow but would prolly f*ck if I took her on a date.. Well I met her, and he didn't realize HOW SLOW she really was. She was in fact HOT, even by this forums standards. But oh my god, she lacked common sense, had to be home schooled cause she couldn't pass high school, etc. Didn't have any concept of time.. I.E. "It takes me an hour to get home from work, i'll call you then"

Me-'YOU DRIVE AN HOUR TO WORK AT SONIC!?"

Her- 'Yes'.

She gets off at 12 and calls me at 12:20.

Me- 'Thought it took you an hour to get home'

Her- 'It does!'

LOL

And then this tops it off..This past December me and my friend went to her house so he could see his Aunt.it had been about 1 1/2 years since i talked to her. She says 'You look familiar, did you go to school with me?' I was like 'WTF' you blowed up my phone 24/7 talked to your parents about me all the time, etc etc, when we just met 1 time.

Crazy stuff..

When deerhunt tells you to stay away, TRUST ME

Funny story, but I don't get the moral. What reason do you have to avoid teh tardz? I've porked a couple in my day. They're great. Quotes:

"I'm supposed to by studying about this civil war thing but I don't even know what countries are fighting the dam thing!"

"What's a abstinence?"

"What's a libido?"

"What's africa?"

"I though when I shift into "2", it meant four-wheel drive"

"I like it when I hit the gas pedal, it feels like someone is pushing me"

"I'm almost here"

"My tummy felt big, so I took a prego test" (note: this is the day after the first time she's had secks in months)

Different girl: "I took a prego test. It read positive, but I think it's lying, so don't worry."

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

ask her parents if she's retarded or just stupid and just explain to them that you really want to tear apart her ******* but dont want to end up in jail

 

[Speedbump3]

If she asked you out, she has to be retarded. You got one part right for sure.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

hm......

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

ask her parents if she's retarded or just stupid and just explain to them that you really want to tear apart her ******* but dont want to end up in jail

Single most best and honest advice in this whole thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

WHat happened to the other girl you made a thread about?

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Pics of said body, or epic fucking fail.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

piitb

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

dresses like shes 8 and acts like shes 6 I would guess she probobly has a body of a 7 year old, your a sick ****

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

Do what deerhunt would do....
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend told me he had a hot cousin who was a little slow but would prolly f*ck if I took her on a date.. Well I met her, and he didn't realize HOW SLOW she really was. She was in fact HOT, even by this forums standards. But oh my god, she lacked common sense, had to be home schooled cause she couldn't pass high school, etc. Didn't have any concept of time.. I.E. "It takes me an hour to get home from work, i'll call you then"

Me-'YOU DRIVE AN HOUR TO WORK AT SONIC!?"

Her- 'Yes'.

She gets off at 12 and calls me at 12:20.

Me- 'Thought it took you an hour to get home'

Her- 'It does!'

LOL

And then this tops it off..This past December me and my friend went to her house so he could see his Aunt.it had been about 1 1/2 years since i talked to her. She says 'You look familiar, did you go to school with me?' I was like 'WTF' you blowed up my phone 24/7 talked to your parents about me all the time, etc etc, when we just met 1 time.

Crazy stuff..

When deerhunt tells you to stay away, TRUST ME

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Did you hit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Pics of said body, or epic fucking fail.

TRUTH!!!

 

[Chevyboy10 10+ year member]

her forhead.......is HUGE Paper BAG...? and if she plays softball she might be kind of butch but idk her and would have to see her in person!

good luck but i personally wouldnt but i have standards .... desperate maybe lol!

 

[tsenfw 10+ year member]

You guys didn't get the other 2 pics out of him yet!??!?!?!

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

good one.

fixed

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

dude bang the hell out of her

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

dude bang the hell out of her

x2. not even a question. do you have no penis?

btw, in for better pics than whats in the OP //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif