A retard asked me out -wtf to do?

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

God I can't wait till hangman tomorrow.

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[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

do you know about the poo noodles?
that shit that gets tuck in the pee hole when you stick it in the but?

make her chew on the poo noodlers.

thats f^cking hot.

i just njizzled thinking about it

not a bad idea. make sure you spit in her mouth when done jizzin session tho

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

Before anyone asks, her name is Shay Laren.
http://kotaku.com/ 349432/

Take spaces out.

Bottom video. Top one is still nice too of course. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

very nice

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

OMG

are those the doodee noodles?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Does she where diapers?

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

those are actualy from supas mom, you can see the massive pizza hut p'zone peices she ate the day before.
took me 6 hours to clean it out of my pee-hole. it tickled.

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[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

this is shocking! reminds me of the ops girlfriend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4fYEuWXefQ

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

also SM = spider monkey = supas mom.


bet none of you knew that.

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I DID

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Lies Good Night Fellas.need To Go Pick Up Supas Mom And Have A Sexy Time>later

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

the only thing i'm trying so hard to do is not get caught banging your fathers wife. word to your whorish mouth.

 

[casper97ta 10+ year member]

Def. need to see some of these bangin body shots, but what the hell, plow the fvck out of the tard.

 

[imfrumthawest 10+ year member]

good one.

 

[.... 10+ year member]

I'd hit it. And as a added bonus, If she moves in with you the electric company will never be able to shut you off..

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

I seriously have NO luck with women. So I met this girl through a "friend" I guess you could say, and hung out with her twice. She has to be retarded, there is no way around it. I just don't think her parents are willing to admit it. She is 18 but dresses like she is 8, acts like she is 6, and isn't allowed to leave the house at night. But she has a bangin' body.
And she just asked me out, sent me a ****ing email bugging me about it. And she wants me to bone her.

Wtf to do?

Pics of said Bangin' body

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Do what deerhunt would do....

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend told me he had a hot cousin who was a little slow but would prolly f*ck if I took her on a date.. Well I met her, and he didn't realize HOW SLOW she really was. She was in fact HOT, even by this forums standards. But oh my god, she lacked common sense, had to be home schooled cause she couldn't pass high school, etc. Didn't have any concept of time.. I.E. "It takes me an hour to get home from work, i'll call you then"

Me-'YOU DRIVE AN HOUR TO WORK AT SONIC!?"

Her- 'Yes'.

She gets off at 12 and calls me at 12:20.

Me- 'Thought it took you an hour to get home'

Her- 'It does!'

LOL

And then this tops it off..This past December me and my friend went to her house so he could see his Aunt.it had been about 1 1/2 years since i talked to her. She says 'You look familiar, did you go to school with me?' I was like 'WTF' you blowed up my phone 24/7 talked to your parents about me all the time, etc etc, when we just met 1 time.

Crazy stuff..

When deerhunt tells you to stay away, TRUST ME