A retard asked me out -wtf to do?

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

I seriously have NO luck with women. So I met this girl through a "friend" I guess you could say, and hung out with her twice. She has to be retarded, there is no way around it. I just don't think her parents are willing to admit it. She is 18 but dresses like she is 8, acts like she is 6, and isn't allowed to leave the house at night. But she has a bangin' body.

And she just asked me out, sent me a ****ing email bugging me about it. And she wants me to bone her.

Wtf to do?

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[jbizzle 5,000+ posts]

hit it n quit it

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

thats retarded

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Way to go in posting it in the wrong forum dumbass

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

maybe she is:crazy://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

I was at her house and she had no idea what a gallon was, and referred to vh1 as vhr....

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

Way to go in posting it in the wrong forum dumbass

Ooops, I'm sure a mod will move it for me.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Way to go in posting it in the wrong forum dumbass

Startin to figure out why he's gettin set up with a retard eh?

 

[1000101 10+ year member]

Is her face hot? is she like f'n slow? Man what a wack question..

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

Startin to figure out why he's gettin set up with a retard eh?

Come on now it's late, give a "brotha" a break will ya?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

maybe you two will cancel each other out and have a functional baby.

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

Is her face hot? is she like f'n slow? Man what a wack question..

Eh, not really. She could be if she didn't dress like she was 8. She has amazing tits, and a decent ***, she needs to work out a little though.

 

[1000101 10+ year member]

Startin to figure out why he's gettin set up with a retard eh?

LMFAO

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

maybe you two will cancel each other out and have a functional baby.

LMAO, I literally laughed out loud.

 

[1000101 10+ year member]

U been dippin in the Sped Ed classes again?