A poem about car audio (really lame!)

[Alaxan 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by LoneRanger I want to make you tingle with joy

from your head down to your feet

so I went and bought four high-power bass shakers

and put them under my passenger seat!

 

I hope that you enjoy them

but don't sit there too long

I played that bass song for your sister

and she had to change her thong

Isn't this the reason bass shakers were made in the first place? LOL Gotta be the best part of this lil work of art here.

 

[LoneRanger 10+ year member]

I was looking thru all my old posts and I have to say this is my personal favorite. I also have a new poem to share with you guys, so it seems only appropriate to share it here.

How can you say to me

That my love isn't true

How can you accuse me

Of loving my subs more than you

Just because I spend more time

On them doesn't mean I do not care

To compare you to my subwoofers

Just does not seem too fair

Six RE subs makes for six boobs

And you've only got a pair //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

lol, these are great! I like your last one!

And when you said "OLD POST", you weren't kidding!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

hahahahaha, thats great man, both totally kick tooshy

 

[lawntoyz 10+ year member]

thoes poemes are great!!!!!! i was laughing my ass off

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

heh, i remember that powem...wasn't too long after i started browsing the forums. GOOD huntin for it man...i like the new one too. peace

NG

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

Thats great. I loved all of it. Hey my anatomy phys. teacher wants me to write a poem can i, just joking dude. The second one was good as well.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

I have one! And i did a search and found this, its hilarious....

I have subs that go boom

you feel it in your room,

im not a bafoon

ill see you really soon!

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[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

haha this thread is so awesome, im glad it was brought back