100 Beer Club

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I was at a kegger once and they had some beer bongs going around so I was like f-u-ck that and took one of the kegs and sucked that ***** dry. So then got in my car and was like I am fine and now look at me. I am in a **** wheel chair. Maybe I can be in the next documentry to murderball. GG

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

In the words of Dane Cook. When someone calls you pal, and your not pals, **** that.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Figures you'd quote a terrible comedian who steals all of his material from Louis C.K. It's hilarious how you embody every negative stereotype of the drunken, idiot fratboy. Wanna go smoke some pot at a Dave Matthews concert?

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Figures you'd quote a terrible comedian who steals all of his material from Louis C.K. It's hilarious how you embody every negative stereotype of the drunken, idiot fratboy. Wanna go smoke some pot at a Dave Matthews concert?

Louis C.K.?

I wanna hear.

DMB=teh ghey.

I got really high last night, then I dont remember much after that.

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Figures you'd quote a terrible comedian who steals all of his material from Louis C.K. It's hilarious how you embody every negative stereotype of the drunken, idiot fratboy. Wanna go smoke some pot at a Dave Matthews concert?

Its hilarious how you want to encompass every single quality of an over-opinionated egotistical arrogant prick...

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

I suggest you try not to use big words when you're drunk. I'd also suggest giving your mom a coat hanger and a time machine for her birthday, but one thing at a time, right pal?

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I suggest you try not to use big words when you're drunk. I'd also suggest giving your mom a coat hanger and a time machine for her birthday, but one thing at a time, right pal?

not following the coat hanger.

But I want some of this Louis C.K. guy.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

not following the coat hanger.
But I want some of this Louis C.K. guy.

*sigh*

Do we need to teach you young'uns everything? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

*sigh*
Do we need to teach you young'uns everything? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

only thing I can think of, is like...I dont even know....

esplain it pease

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I suggest you try not to use big words when you're drunk. I'd also suggest giving your mom a coat hanger and a time machine for her birthday, but one thing at a time, right pal?

hes more of an O.A.R. fan

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

People back in the day used to do "self abortions" with coat hangers in their cooters.

I find that pliers work better.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

knitting needles

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

People back in the day used to do "self abortions" with coat hangers in their cooters.

I find that pliers work better.

see..thats what I thought....