best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

i bet you guys cant geuss this one
i need to buy a train ticket?

how much ya got?

mmm 2.17, where will that get me?

mm something something town

oo ya wheres that?

half mile down the road

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Vinny Gambini: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' ****ed one way or the other. Vinny Gambini: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.

Stan: Gee thanks.

Vinny Gambini: Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.

Stan: You think I should be grateful?

Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ***, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your ****in' knees.

Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.

Vinny Gambini: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little ****!

Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.

Vinny Gambini: What the **** is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.

Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.

Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.

Bill: Vinny. Vinny bag o' donuts.

HAHA. Has to be one of the best quotes of all time

My Cousin Vinny of course

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"Every man dies, but not every man really lives."
10 points!

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bubble boy??

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"I eat pieces of $hit like you for breakfast!!.....you eat pieces of $hit for breakfast??!?!"

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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....!!"
"Joanie loves Chachie"

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"The human head weighs 8 pounds"
"Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear"

"My mom's coming I gotta go ta bed....I hear my mom, I gotta go ta bed"

"Can we go to the zoo?.....yea, yea lets go to the zoo....the fucking zoo's closed Ray.....you said fuck!!"

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"Thats the thing I like about these high school girls man....they get older, I say the same age....yes they do...hahahaha"
"Hey....how y'all doin....you heard about the party right.....it's up at the moontower.....full kegs.....everybody's gonna be there.....you oughta go....I love them redheads man"

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"All I ask that you make fricken sharks with fricken lazer beams attached to their heads.....is that so fricken hard people...really?"

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Judge- "I expect you to know this when you come into my courtroom." (Slams huge book)Vinny- "Just 'dis?"

HAHAHAHAHA

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