Funny story

Ok. I gotta give you some history so the story is funny and not sad. My best friends brotherinlaw is a teen. He was staying at his house for a while and later started to steal sh1t. He took there check book and took a couple g`s out of the account and started drugs and stuff. He's been getting in trouble and going to jail and continuing to screw up and f ppl over. That's the history, now time for the funny part! He was at a friends house playing games, drinking, doing drugs when his friend, friend "A", had somebody over, friend "B". Friend B was fresh out of prison so my buddies brotherinlaw didn't say anything to him and made sure he was the last to go to sleep. After a long night of drugs and alcohol he passed out cuz he was FD up and .....are you ready???? He woke up in the middle of the night because he heard moaning but he passed out again quickly after. The next morning when he woke up he realized his pants were down around his knees and his back pu$$y was sore! The guy taused his salad while he was asleep and he woke up to his moans and went back to bed! That's fn funny sine he screwed everybody and in turn got screwed himself, literally! Sorry if this is offensive to anybody but to me its funny as hell.