"You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog."
What the French toast
Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Pickle you kumquat!
You're overreacting.
No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
You Hoboken.