*You have ever been hit by a chancla.
*You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.
*You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."
*Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking,
*You use your lips to point something out.
*You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
*Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
*You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music
*You call your sneakers "tenees".
*You have at least thirty cousins.
*You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
*You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"
*Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.
*There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.
*There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
*You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
*You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
*You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio!
*You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.
*You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
*You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.
*Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.
*You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.
*You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.
*You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
*You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
