your steps to ***...

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

wow i fail for thinking this thread might be somewhat successful....i should just go die now im gay.

successful at what? seriously you started a thread to basically get a bunch of dudes talking dirty to each other and describing how they have ***. seriously.... wow

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

i was not talkin dirty i was just sayin what i like to do. and if u have spent more then 100 on a girl and have not at least got a bj then move on. cuz your just FRIENDS. GET OVER YOUR SELF MOVE ON

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

usually, i just whip it out. *****ees like that kinda stuff.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

We cover ourselves in Kool-Aide (Preferably Grape) Next she duct tapes a slice of watermelon to my *** because I like the squishy feeling between my cheeks, Then I grab my plate and set it on her back while I'm eating chicken. When I finish a piece I shove the bone in and out of her ******* while I'm beating. (I can't shake my negro intentions //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif)

Finally when I'm going to *** I take the watermelon off and shove her face in it while I *** and she sucks it, beats the hell out of toasters strudel filling.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

whoa whoa whoa man, you need to bite your tongue.......................

Nothing beats a toaster strudel

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

whoa whoa whoa man, you need to bite your tongue.......................




































































Nothing beats a toaster strudel

Id take teh kool-aid and fried chicken anyday.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

Id take teh kool-aid and fried chicken anyday.

well yeah, thats a given. Who wouldn't?

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

all of this *** talk makes me wana call a fat bi tch to come threw cuz i got this knob for them and i sure dont mind putin some jizz on there jaw line. what ever its all good im gona go make somthing to eat.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

all of this *** talk makes me wana call a fat bi tch to come threw cuz i got this knob for them and i sure dont mind putin some jizz on there jaw line. what ever its all good im gona go make somthing to eat.

Hook me up. Kove Master is being stingy.

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

u live in Fl i live on long island. Man as of late these b itches got me all mad. they all the same stupid *** *****s. I might have to find a good girl i was with one of those for 5 years it was cool but she was all like no drinkin no smokin pot. its all good but she was not in to doin nothing. very lame if u ask me. i like to go after girls that need people like me. i will make them feel good then i will do them wrong and bring them back to there normal life. Wich is them at home crying sayin i keep doin this to my self yes im a d-bag but i do it with all respect for my self at least.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

This is embarrassing...not how gay the thread is to begin with, but the incredibly not funny replies...

you guys are like 3 for 47

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

This is embarrassing...not how gay the thread is to begin with, but the incredibly not funny replies...
you guys are like 3 for 47

what u mean funny. i was not being funny im all about the bizz with the woman my man.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

ill bet 20 bucks the OP is a virgin and doesnt know what to do

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

ill bet 20 bucks the OP is a virgin and doesnt know what to do

well if thats true im here help.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

ill bet 20 bucks the OP is a virgin and doesnt know what to do

haha yep you got me.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif