your steps to ***...

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Just watch your favorite ***** again and again, then repeat and follow the film exactly as you viewed it with underage hottie.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

First thing I do is call your mom and make sure your dad is not home.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

Just watch your favorite ***** again and again, then repeat and follow the film exactly as you viewed it with underage hottie.

I tried this but they never follow the script....

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

Wait..Here's what you want...
I caress her nipples gently while kissing her passionately

I slip my hand into her panties while she strokes my rock hard cok

I then penetrare her as our bodies flail about the bed

until we simultaneously burst into a fit of ecstacy

There

Your fapping material

back in a second

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

while ost:

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Wait..Here's what you want...
I caress her nipples gently while kissing her passionately

I slip my hand into her panties while she strokes my rock hard cok

I then penetrare her as our bodies flail about the bed

until we simultaneously burst into a fit of ecstacy

There

Your fapping material

That was pretty erotic.

Call it Passion of the Cawk?

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

I usually throw a Cleveland Steamer in the mix somewhere.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Clinic? Im a guy, I don't get tested....little discomfort when I pee, not so bad.

i pissed out a whole crab once. thought it was a kidney stone until it walked away.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

first i start off by taking a huge sh!t on the center of the bed. i then start fvckin her doggy style with her head hovering above the steaming pile. finally when im about to blow i reach forward pulling her arms backwards causing her face to smash into my poo while pulling out my cawk and blasting my load all over her back and urinating on the back of her head.

 

[Faktor 10+ year member]

first i start off by taking a huge sh!t on the center of the bed. i then start fvckin her doggy style with her head hovering above the steaming pile. finally when im about to blow i reach forward pulling her arms backwards causing her face to smash into my poo while pulling out my cawk and blasting my load all over her back and urinating on the back of her head.

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[Mc_Hammer 10+ year member]

first i start off by taking a huge sh!t on the center of the bed. i then start fvckin her doggy style with her head hovering above the steaming pile. finally when im about to blow i reach forward pulling her arms backwards causing her face to smash into my poo while pulling out my cawk and blasting my load all over her back and urinating on the back of her head.

not bad...

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

I like to get in and just let it sit for a min . then i just go to work i like to give them the whole hard and just pund away. It's all about the girl that im with and what they would be cool with . There is some girls that dont like to do some things. for me i dont like to put it in the butt i just dont like that . If its just a stupid b itch then i get in and gtfo.If its a parkin lot bj i like to blow a load on there face and ifts a girl i know and shes some one i like wich is rare i let them work me over tell i finish in there mouth . thats up to the girl some dont like that then i will just jizz on there face i ill do my best to time it so that when they pull it out of there mouth i finish on there face. its just somthing i like to do for fun.

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

hahahah oh yea

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

im all about havin a good time man as of late im doin ok i guess. i gota find a good girl again. im such a d-bag.Im sure there is a few guys on here that have hung out with me im allways sayin and doin stupid shit. lol

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

u know what i want a girl that i can drink a beer with smoke a blunt with and she most have a job and drive. oh and love car audio well at least put up with it lol..................