your steps to ***...

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

ok so im bored ......what are the steps you take during *** what do you like to start with and so on and so forth until your done. just curious to see how ppl go about it differently

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[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Go to your moms house...

Ring the doorbell...

Knock the bitch out..

Go to town..

Proceed to kitchen to make sandwich..

Take a piss in the sink and wave it around like an outta control fire hose...

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Go to your moms house...Ring the doorbell...

Knock the bitch out..

Go to town..

x2 only thing I would add is raiding the fridge and pissing in the sink. O yeah do you have a sister?

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i dip my penis in tabasco, then ass fvck her.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

lube it up

in the butt

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

wow i fail for thinking this thread might be somewhat successful....i should just go die now im gay.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

x2 only thing I would add is raiding the fridge and pissing in the sink. O yeah do you have a sister?

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

wow i fail for thinking this thread might be somewhat successful....i should just go die now im gay.

i'd sig this, but noone celebrates when you beat up on retards

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

usually an exchange of money happens first, then oral, then *** which I can call her by any name I choose (I like that factor), then she steals my wallet while im asleep pondering the fact that maybe she actually likes me and she's not doing it for the money.....then I log on ca.com and talk about it.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

i'd sig this, but noone celebrates when you beat up on retards

Ca.com does.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

usually an exchange of money happens first, then oral, then *** which I can call her by any name I choose (I like that factor), then she steals my wallet while im asleep pondering the fact that maybe she actually likes me and she's not doing it for the money.....then I log on ca.com and talk about it.

sounds like a normal day. you forgot your trip to the clinic however.

 

[latin22 10+ year member]

first I **** her in the ear then I *** **** her and after I come I pour red hots in her shit funnel

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Check my sig.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Check my sig.

I dig it..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

sounds like a normal day. you forgot your trip to the clinic however.

Clinic? Im a guy, I don't get tested....little discomfort when I pee, not so bad.