You know what I've always wanted to do?

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Surprise someone by spraying them with a fire extinguisher.
What's something you've always wanted to do?

Man I did that to my ex-girlfriend one time in a guard shack. I had no clue those things were filled with some kind of powder. It was funny for about 10 seconds

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Surprise someone by spraying them with a fire extinguisher.
What's something you've always wanted to do?

We used to do that all the time.

You drive up to someone walking and say "excuse me, do you know how to get to..." then blast them.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

its quite entertaining when you're about 16 and high on lsd.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

*** with Scarlett Johannson.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

the only times it wasn't fun was when Haz-Matt, who was always high on speed, insisted on doing it to people who were presumably selling crack. Sometimes he finished by yelling the N word at them.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

the only times it wasn't fun was when Haz-Matt, who was always high on speed, insisted on doing it to people who were presumably selling crack. Sometimes he finished by yelling the N word at them.

I assume this was Seattle and not South Dakota.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

lmfao was waiting for that. No im not serious.
But I would say

Having an all night *** session with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Scarlet Johannson, Elisha Cuthbert.

Doesnt get better

You would nut in less than ten seconds. What a waste of a wish.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

No included in the wish is the all night part. I have to go all night its a part of the wish.

lol.

Me and you both, buddy. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Alas, your dick will get tired. And you can get a cramp in your leg. *** isn't as always as beautiful as it is on TV.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I seem to remember a Viva La Bam episode where he sprayed his buddy and the chemicals made his eyes swell shut. I'd be careful.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You would nut in less than ten seconds. What a waste of a wish.

As long as it lasted long enough for me to technically declare I had *** with Scarlett Johansson, it will have been the best decision of my life. Just look at them *******...

 

[Grinder1989 5,000+ posts]

lmfao was waiting for that. No im not serious.
But I would say

Having an all night *** session with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Scarlet Johannson, Elisha Cuthbert.

Doesnt get better

Um Jessica Simpson? God, what is wrong with you, how could you forget her.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

While she is very pretty, you would be just another number. You wouldn't even be famous unless you knocked her up.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I assume this was Seattle and not South Dakota.

Indeed.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

lmfao was waiting for that. No im not serious.
But I would say

Having an all night *** session with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Scarlet Johannson, Elisha Cuthbert.

Doesnt get better

First you need bust off that first nut before you even think about attractive chicks.

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

I would like to have a high-speed police chase with the cops. Assuming no one would get hurt and I wouldnt have to go to jail.