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[venom107 10+ year member]

Anyway on saturday night I was fixing my amp at around 10pm. I was attempting to strip a wire when the wire stripper slipped hit me in the face and broke my front tooth sending it into my lip. The funny part was that the stupid thing wasnt even directly in front of me when it slipped off the wire, it just came right at me. That has to be the dumbest most painful thing I have ever done while working on my car. Anybody have any "I cant belive I Did That To Myself" stories? Somebody has to have one that will top mine. Well all in all I got my tooth fixed and my lip is still swolen. I can look at the bright side and say well at least I didnt have to have stiches.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by venom107 Anyway on saturday night I was fixing my amp at around 10pm. I was attempting to strip a wire when the wire stripper slipped hit me in the face and broke my front tooth sending it into my lip. The funny part was that the stupid thing wasnt even directly in front of me when it slipped off the wire, it just came right at me. That has to be the dumbest most painful thing I have ever done while working on my car. Anybody have any "I cant belive I Did That To Myself" stories? Somebody has to have one that will top mine. Well all in all I got my tooth fixed and my lip is still swolen. I can look at the bright side and say well at least I didnt have to have stiches.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

When I was 13, I was at my friends house, and there was a bees nest by his porch. I took a bat and drilled it. I also got stung 3 times in the nose. Inside my nose, not on it. **** it hurt.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

well....when i was younger i was playing war w/ my bb guns w/ a buddy of mine and i didnt mean to but i pulled the trigger when it was pointed at my foot....that hurt like a *****....

 

[ricerdude 10+ year member]

i know a guy who had a wedding band on and was unhooking his car battery and his wedding band hit his finger and he got 3rd degree burns around it and when the band got heated up by the electricity it shrunk and he had to have it cut off.. holy shit that would hurt....

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[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

I always messed with Bee Hives. Never got attacked yet. Dont plan too. I broke both my top front teeth in 8th grade riding bmx bikes. Didn't hurt, but now i wish i didn't break them, cause u can tell that i did. Gotta get them worked on agin. Last night i did somethin stupid snowboarding, broke my rest(spelling), ****ed my back up, but its all good. Will be able to go in a week agin.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

This one really wasn't my fault, but I'm a hockey goalie, and one ice hockey game I got a concussion cuz a kid kneed my head into the post. I got another one in a roller tourney when a kid kicked me in the face...and I passed out once in a tourney when we were playing our 4th game of the day and it was 110 degrees out...and this was the high school nationals too...

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

Anyone ever play with Gas and Fire? That was fun

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

When i was little i was running around my baby sitters house, tripped, and hit my jaw on a tv. It wouldn't have been as bad if i hadn't been biting my bottom lip at the time. My bottom teeth went through my lower lip. I haven't broke any bones though (knock on wood). Have gotten bit by a german shepard once, that wasn't fun either.

 

[venom107 10+ year member]

A friend and I used to melt legos and GI Joes with WD-40 and a lighter. Thank god the flame didnt go into the can.

 

[Savant 10+ year member]

So.. I'm 8.. on my grandparent's farm..

I'm bored.. so I go in the garrage and find a hatchet/hammer thingy.. (hamer-ish head on one side, hatchet blade on the other).. I figure I could cut a stick!! That would be COOL!!.. right?? Man triumphs over nature!.. *sigh*

I find a stick.. about 18 inches long.. bowed.. when you have the ends on the ground, the center was about 4" off the ground (bowed like a bow and arrow)..

So, I put the curved part on the ground.. hit it once hard with the blade to score it.. Figure if I put the 'bow' up and hit it with the hammer part it should break (already on the track to being a physicist //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif )..

So, I flip the wood.. flip the hatchet so the blade is up and the hamer part is down.. Holding the wood with one hand and the hatchet in the other.. Then, I figure if I move fast enough I could use both hands (2 or 3 hits from one hand didn't do it).. Okies then.. I move both hands to the handle and swing up so I can swing down!!!! only....... the hatchet gets stuck.. on the top of my skull *sigh* I had to pry it out by rocking it back and forth..

I went into the house and asked my brother if my head was bleeding.. if felt weird.. He goes "yeah".. My grandmother freaked out when she looked and saw the 4 inch gash and blood pouring down my neck..

Then, being allergic to Pencillin, I should have had something else.. but she forgot.. so I went on Penicillin.. and got lockjaw (tetenitius?).. fever of 106 by the time they got me to the emergency room..

To this day (25 years later) I have a hard time swinging an axe over my head..

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Oh I broke 3 of my toes jumping off of my bed. I still get made fun of it cuz people say I was 'trying to fly like superman'.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[venom107 10+ year member]

SAVANT JUST TOPPE IT OFF. WOW

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

during the summer, my dad told me to take all the dead grass out of the back yard, about 50ft by 20 section. So when he left, me and my friend thought it would work easier to dump gas on it and burn it. well, not only did it burn it, half the yard was black. Got in trouble for that one.

 

[Savant 10+ year member]

Originally posted by dbhittin Anyone ever play with Gas and Fire? That was fun

I was told by a guy to start the barbique (sp).. I was 8 (same year as the hatchet thing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif ).. I grabbed an empty milk carton and walked to the gas station.. 50 cents later, I was back home with a gallon of gas.. poured some on the charcoal.. lit it.. but it was not staying lit well..

SOOOOOOOOO.. I was splashing gas on it on occasion.. till I noticed my had was getting hot //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Tossed the 1/2 gallon of gas away from me.. but it hit the side of the trailer.. burst into flames.. All the neighbors came over and started putting the fire out.. but they used my Mother's brand new quilt *sigh*

can you say tanned ***? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/banghead.gif.8606515f668c74f6de0281deb475b6fd.gif

 

[Savant 10+ year member]

When I was 5.. my brother and his friends were up at the grandparent's barn.. I wandered up there to see what was going on .. they didn't like that. .we were in the grainery (2nd floor of the barn, square holes in the floor to put the grain into boxes below..) The guys thought it would be fun to 'scare the little kid' so they started scaring me.. I was walking backwards and didn't see the hole behind me.. there was a 4" round beam about 3" from the edge of the square hole (it was in a spot where there was a tiny gap between the railish thing and the edge of the hole)..

As I fell backwards into the hole, I put my arms out to stop the fall.. my right arm went between the rail and the floor..

When I woke up, I went to the house and told my mom that my arm hurt.. Being a nurse, she asked me to flex my fingers.. did that, no problem.. then she asked me to 'spin' my hand side to side.. the arm moved but tha hand didn't (broke both bones clean through)..

Then, 4 weeks later.. I was riding my tricycle.. fell into a sewage ditch and ruined the cast ..