Yay For New Girlfriend!!! *pics Inside Horndogs*

[asaner85 10+ year member]

do guys even wear hairspray? how did u know this? *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

once I went shopping with my X for girl S**t(makeup,hairspray and all that chick stuff), I was trying to leave the store asap and just told her to grab any cn of HS. She then informed me that that is the cheapest HS there is and decided to get a higher quality HS. I would think that since she "WAS" a Victoria secret model she would be very aware of that.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

maybe he meant loaded with std's

Some of your best 1 & 2 liners are in this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

she better give good head, or let u poke her in the butt. cuse

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

Bet she's high maintenance...
nG

indeed

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

if there is a sign on her panties that says enter at your own risk, better back away //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[asaner85 10+ year member]

I honestly give props to this guy if that really is his girl, But I honestly hope that you dont really believe that she is going to remain faithful or take you serious. Just take this opportunity to FHITA and enjoy for as long as it lasts.

This guy has a serious issue of one-itis

 

[pitbull12888]

i notice JessAlba also quit posting after we asked for pics lol

 

[pitbull12888]

body like beyonce , face like andre UGH! lol jk

 

[Belunt 10+ year member]

Girls that look good are always crazier than the rest, most are all headcases in my opinion but the good looking ones who either know they're good looking or just like hearing it to boost lack of self esteem are always the worst.

Good luck taming this one. And that kid looks fairly old, do you have any kids obviously I'm assuming past kids don't bother you?

 

[JOHNJOHN485 10+ year member]

i notice JessAlba also quit posting after we asked for pics lol

she might be hot she is in atl women 20to1 men

 

[pitbull12888]

she might be hot she is in atl women 20to1 men

she has a profile pic and from wut i can see she has potential //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif , needs to post some pics up

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

get a q-tip and stick it in her ****** while she is sleeping and bring it too a clinic and have it tested for stds

 

[JOHNJOHN485 10+ year member]

do it

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i notice JessAlba also quit posting after we asked for pics lol

maybe she got offended when i told her to masturebate with a capacitor

 

[JOHNJOHN485 10+ year member]

or dig in you ear and put the wax in her ****** if she jump rannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn