Wtf

[loud-n-low 10+ year member]

act like you want to talk to her, have her take a pregnancy test. if if negative...stay away from her and call the police on her at any given chance

 

[Slim_Shady]

Abortion FTL

Why the fawk would you want to kill your own child?

Not like the bish is pregnant anyway, she's just trying to get in your head. I think you both need help honestly.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Wow....

Abortion....

Great solution Hansel...

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

I wouldn't belive a dam thing she said until you see an utrasound pic. Girl's pull the whole "I'm prengant" thing all the time. I supposedly have a 4 year old daughter in ohio that I've never met, and I still won't talk to the bish cause I don't believe her.

By the time that's available, its too late.

To the OP, she's not pregnant BTW. Girls always use that as a last attempt. I had a girl do the same thing. Stalking, then saying she's pregnant. It wasn't true.

Hope you don't have a nice car, cause thats the next step.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Kill her.

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

Well, I broke up with my clinically psychotic girlfrind roughly two weeks ago. Then she started stalking me. Now shes tryin to tell me shes pregnant. I really sont believe her, we only had *** like 3 times, I was protecting myself, and she was on the pill. I know theres still a chance, but its highly unlikely. Im leaving for school, and i think its just a last ditch effort for me to stay with her. We only went out for like a month, and she got way too attached, and now she says im the only one she'll ever love, and all she has left is this baby. But I just cant believe her, nor can anyone who knows her. I wanna get a test and have her take it in front of me. So whats the most accurate test on the market. Cuz after I prove shes lying Im filing for a restraining order.
BTW, if by chance she is, whats the best way to convince her to get an abortion

take her to a planned parenthood or obgyn clinic, they will issue a preg test for 20 bucks.

im pretty sure that you can be there for the result.

 

[lincolntc690 10+ year member]

might as well go break out your windows and key the fawk out of your car for her

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

i know a guy that stayed with some crazy ho because she said she was pregnant, and since there was no need, they went on having *** w/o protection, 12-13 months later, she had a baby

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Well thankfully you are up here in the cold weather like me so the ability to do this and not get caught it much better due to the poor weather and conditions.

Basically you want to wait a while so the baby develops a bit, if you do it right now it is still so small it might survive so I suggest waiting a few months as we still have a good three months of snow before the spring.

What you want to do it wait until a good storm where we get a good amount of ice so it is covered on all of your stairs and just 'accidentally' slip while walking down them behind her and grab on to her *** and make her tumble down them with you. If you do it right your problem will be solved and you will have nothing to worry about.

I will pre-warn you as this can make woman very emotional after a miscarriage so be prepared to suffer a little but nothing like 18 years of supporting a little bastard would be. Also put some effort into showing some emotional for your 'loss' of she may think you did it or even ask you if you did it on purpose like my GF did.

It was a rough few months dealing with her emotional BS but a little trick I will give you is I used to go on the computer and text myself and tell her I got paged into work and just hit the strip club for a few hours. This is a huge plus and helped me keep my sanity through the entire mess.

If you ***** out or miss the last snow you can just 'change your oil' and accidentally drip some on the steps and follow the same procedure. I have seen many in warmer climates doing this with success.

Best of luck and congratulations!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Jesus Toasted, even impressive for you, lawl!

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Toasted saves the day, once again

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Supasdad

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

By the time that's available, its too late.
To the OP, she's not pregnant BTW. Girls always use that as a last attempt. I had a girl do the same thing. Stalking, then saying she's pregnant. It wasn't true.

Hope you don't have a nice car, cause thats the next step.

So true //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Etac 10+ year member]

"BTW, if by chance she is, whats the best way to convince her to get an abortion"

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[Adnan 10+ year member]

Abortion FTL
Why the fawk would you want to kill your own child?

Not like the bish is pregnant anyway, she's just trying to get in your head. I think you both need help honestly.

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