What do you call a Ginger about to get an abortion?
A crime stopper.
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What's the difference between a ginger and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy, heartless, soulless creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
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What do you throw to a Ginger drowning in quicksand?
His wife and children.
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What's the difference between a dead ginger and roadkill?
There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.
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What do you do if you run over a ginger?
Reverse.
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Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
At least a brick gets laid.