wtf is this shi*

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

ive already gone out with her once.it didnt really enjoy it, but she liked me and wanted to hang out again so i figured id give it another chance....

just ****. seriously. she wants the sausage, its obvious. if you dont ****, you will be shamed by everyone on this forum. ill make sure of it.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I enjoy meeting parents. For some reason, they all love me and don't realize I am just dating their daughter for ***. I guess I just have that country boy charm.

And I could never date a vegetarian. No deer meat? Wow.

 

[89montero 10+ year member]

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[Jmac 10+ year member]

Vegetarians piss me off ... Fvcking self-righteous hypocrites ...

Try to make me feel guilty about eating meat then go and eat eggs and fish and claim they're not eating animals because eggs and fish aren't animals ... FISH ARE ANIMALS, EGGS ARE FETUSES ! I guess I could live off baby cow ***** and still call myself a vegetarian because fetuses aren't animals ... Ultra veal FTW !

Vegans I can somewhat respect because at least they don't half-*** their beliefs ...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

uuummm parks are fvcking lame.im sorry i dont find enjoyment in sitting on a bench looking at the clouds.

not to mention our parks are like fvcking downtown and shitty.

I have an idear! Dee lightbulb has been tuned on!

Get a picnic table with a picnic basket full of food that you could handle as well as something for the young lady and find a nice serene place..................................................next to the track! So when the drag cars come a racing down the strip, her dress will go a rising on up and you could see the so called duck panties she is wearing. Make sure you bring hearing protection as well! I am sure she will love it as will you.

YOU ARE FUKKING WELCOME!

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

I have an idear! Dee lightbulb has been tuned on!
Get a picnic table with a picnic basket full of food that you could handle as well as something for the young lady and find a nice serene place..................................................next to the track! So when the drag cars come a racing down the strip, her dress will go a rising on up and you could see the so called duck panties she is wearing. Make sure you bring hearing protection as well! I am sure she will love it as will you.

YOU ARE FUKKING WELCOME!

lolz

i actually thought of something like this...i mean...the drag races are kind of like a park....

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

dam edge whats with all these help threads latley?

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

dam edge whats with all these help threads latley?

haha how many have i had?

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

motorcycle. newyears thread, this ones..

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

my bad my bad...

i needs lotsa help at life.

I=FAIL

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lol no one is perfect .

how old are you anyway?

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

19

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

20 in april

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

ahhh

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

im going to see Juno with her tonight.

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