wtf gifts??

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

My roomate got me a toaster over...WTF?? I already have a toaster over, it is sitting on the counter, open your fucking eyes you dumb bitch!!!!

She did also get me a 1L bottle of scotch as well so that made up for the WTF?? gift

Thats my christmas storay and you may be able to tell i already broke into the scotch

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[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

yeah i have no idea what a toaster over is

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

My roomate got me a toaster over...WTF?? I already have a toaster over, it is sitting on the counter, open your fucking eyes you dumb bitch!!!!
She did also get me a 1L bottle of scotch as well so that made up for the WTF?? gift

Thats my christmas storay and you may be able to tell i already broke into the scotch

Now if one of them breaks, you have a back up!

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

oven?

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

yeah i have no idea what a toaster over is

'cause you're dumb.

 

[memphisman 10+ year member]

whats a toaster over????? you are a confusing drunk

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

seriously, who buys a man a toaster oven as a gift? she also got me a towel, WTF?? the towel i was using was drying me just fine!

last year before we were roomates she bought me mugs. i dont even drink coffee! i occasionally have some hot chocolate(about 3 times per year), but the 3 mugs i already had were working just fine

**** this chick is dense

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

umm, a toaster oven is a small countertop oven that you can also use to toast umm bread

much more handy than the traditional oven for small amounts of food....IF YOU DONT ALREADY FUCKING HAVE ONE

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

hahahaha

Yeah, a toaster oven is a mini-oven, they're just like 1.5ft wide and about a ft tall, maybe it's a country thing? it didnt confuse me at all....

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

can get some taoast from your over?

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

Almost forgot. PIITB

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

mabye she wanted to use it so she bought if for you to kill two birds with one stone?

 

[MrDave 10+ year member]

Sounds like a re-gift.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

She hot?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

she uses the one we already have. i guess it comes down to it being "on sale"

she bought it for $15 at a "going out of business" sale and cant return it

maybe the scotch is making me mean, but she isnt all bad, she did cook me a turkey before she left for her parents house earlier

i have no family so i am all alone again on christmas, that makes me sad:crying:

PS...there may be a new toaster oven for sale in the Misc section soon