WTB: Best joke..?
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Profilepower is so poor that when someone rang your doorbell and you had to yell "Ding Dong!" out the window
its_bacon12: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
its_bacon12: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
its_bacon12: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
its_bacon12: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
its_bacon12: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
its_bacon12: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
its_bacon12: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
its_bacon12: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
its_bacon12: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
its_bacon12: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
its_bacon12: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
its_bacon12: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
its_bacon12: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
its_bacon12: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.
its_bacon12: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
its_bacon12: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
its_bacon12: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
its_bacon12: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
its_bacon12: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
its_bacon12: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
its_bacon12: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
its_bacon12: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
its_bacon12: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
its_bacon12: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our ***** bodies pressing each other.
its_bacon12: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
its_bacon12: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
its_bacon12: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
its_bacon12: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
its_bacon12: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
its_bacon12: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
its_bacon12: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
its_bacon12: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
its_bacon12: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
its_bacon12: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
its_bacon12: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
its_bacon12: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
its_bacon12: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
its_bacon12: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!
Sweetheart: Bye!!!
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
its_bacon12: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
its_bacon12: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
its_bacon12: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
its_bacon12: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
its_bacon12: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
its_bacon12: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
its_bacon12: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
its_bacon12: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
its_bacon12: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
its_bacon12: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
its_bacon12: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
its_bacon12: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
its_bacon12: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.
its_bacon12: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
its_bacon12: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
its_bacon12: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
its_bacon12: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
its_bacon12: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
its_bacon12: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
its_bacon12: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
its_bacon12: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
its_bacon12: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
its_bacon12: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our ***** bodies pressing each other.
its_bacon12: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
its_bacon12: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
its_bacon12: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
its_bacon12: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
its_bacon12: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
its_bacon12: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
its_bacon12: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
its_bacon12: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
its_bacon12: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
its_bacon12: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
its_bacon12: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
its_bacon12: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
its_bacon12: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
its_bacon12: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!
Sweetheart: Bye!!!
Has anyone aside from myself heard about the blind man? Well for those that havent... he walked into a bar with his little seeing eye dog like he owns the place. he picks his dog up by the leash and starts swinging the whole dog around in the air. The bartender sees him and asks "what the hell are you doing?" Then blind guy in turn responds "lookin around."
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
thats harsh stuff, I prob would of laughed but I just had a daughter. And now I cant even imagine something like that. I know this is all for jokes and stuff. I am just saying thats my own opinion and not like I hate you or think any diffrent etc about you as a person. I am just saying that joke is harsh
yeah they are pretty harsh... :-\ ... i still laugh when i read some tho... ok new subject...
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual., "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
now if anyone replies and says they're blonde or their g/f is blonde i quit... lol jk
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual., "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
now if anyone replies and says they're blonde or their g/f is blonde i quit... lol jk
****I AM NOT RACIST****
A little black boy gets real curious one day and says I want to know what being a white man feels like. So he goes over to the cupboard and gets some flour and puts it all over his body. Then he walks over to his mom and says look mom im a white man mom says " boy is that what they are teaching you in school go tell yo daddy" and slaps him over the head. He walks over to his dad and says look daddy im a white man dad says" Are you out your mind!!! Go show big momma" and slaps him on the head. So then he walks over to big momma and says look big momma im a white man she says " dont you have any manners" then slaps him on the head. Kid turns around and tells them all **** ive been white for like 2 minutes and I hate you ******s.
Ok so a guy figures well im going to get my wife something special for valentines day maybe a little tattoo. So he goes and gets a tattoo on his penis and its a heart and it says I love you. So that night he goes home and says look what I got you for VDAY and she goes wait just a minute ok let me get this straight first of all you want to tell me how to cook then you want to tell me how to clean and now you want to put words in my mouth!!!
A little black boy gets real curious one day and says I want to know what being a white man feels like. So he goes over to the cupboard and gets some flour and puts it all over his body. Then he walks over to his mom and says look mom im a white man mom says " boy is that what they are teaching you in school go tell yo daddy" and slaps him over the head. He walks over to his dad and says look daddy im a white man dad says" Are you out your mind!!! Go show big momma" and slaps him on the head. So then he walks over to big momma and says look big momma im a white man she says " dont you have any manners" then slaps him on the head. Kid turns around and tells them all **** ive been white for like 2 minutes and I hate you ******s.
Ok so a guy figures well im going to get my wife something special for valentines day maybe a little tattoo. So he goes and gets a tattoo on his penis and its a heart and it says I love you. So that night he goes home and says look what I got you for VDAY and she goes wait just a minute ok let me get this straight first of all you want to tell me how to cook then you want to tell me how to clean and now you want to put words in my mouth!!!
HAHAHAHA OMG give it to VOA that man is a CERTIFIED P.I.M.P. . **** dude I was laughing soo hard it took me like 5 minutes to finish that post. I know a guy that fits that description soo perfectly it just made the joke like 10 times better. He even asked me for advice on how do undo a chicks bra real quick one time in high school. Man that 6.78 would really help me out but **** dude that was some good shit right there.
its_bacon- if your not gonna give me the 6.78 for my few jokes I thoght were pretty good, hook it up to the man VOA. **** dude that was good. keep em comming-Sampson
its_bacon- if your not gonna give me the 6.78 for my few jokes I thoght were pretty good, hook it up to the man VOA. **** dude that was good. keep em comming-Sampson
OP
- Thread Starter
- #54
VOA = leading
close behind so far:
soundstreamer
sampson
acidburn
littlebuddy
haha wow more people should do this i love it!! hasnt even been up for a day and has well over 650 hits lmao..
alright im going to decide tonight at 9pm whos gonna get it for the best joke!! keep firing away
close behind so far:
soundstreamer
sampson
acidburn
littlebuddy
haha wow more people should do this i love it!! hasnt even been up for a day and has well over 650 hits lmao..
alright im going to decide tonight at 9pm whos gonna get it for the best joke!! keep firing away
Whats the differnce between michel jackson and a plastic bag.
one is white made of plastic and harmfull to children the other is just a plastic bag
Did u hear michel jackson got food poisening in jail
yeah he ate an 11 year old weener
one is white made of plastic and harmfull to children the other is just a plastic bag
Did u hear michel jackson got food poisening in jail
yeah he ate an 11 year old weener
A guy is walking through a carnival one fine day, and all he has left in his pocket is a single dollar. he can figure out what to do until he spots a sign in an alley that says "1 DOLLAR ->"
he figures, what the hell- its just a carnival... and follows the sign. he comes up to a shoddy looking building, and walks inside.
the woman at the reception desk isn't very attractive, but he speaks first "hi. what can i get for a dollar?"
the woman takes the dollar, hands him a key, and tells him to go up two flights of stairs, and go into the first door on the left.
a few minutes, he is in the room and his eyes are wide open. there just happens to be an incredibly hott ***** chick on the bed - spread eagle! well- he flings his clothes off, and starts at it.
after his third or fourth time, he is given a start, because it looks as if she is crying. in fact, it looks like the tears are coming out of her nose, and even her ears! he is quite confused, and she wont say anything. so he throws his pants on and runs down to the lobby.
MA'AM? theres something wrong with the woman in my room! it looked like she was...uhm... leaking!
the woman at the desk rolls her eyes, and pushes the button on the intercom to call the janitor...
"bob, the dead ladys full."
number 2;
Three adventurers were traveling through the wilderness one night, and it started to get dark. they agreed to find a good area, and set up camp. a few minutes later, they came across what seemed to be an abandoned building in the middle of the forest. they looked round, and it only had one door, and it seemed to have three floors. all the windows were boarded up, and then it started to rain. the adventurers broke into the building, and found that it was indeed empty. they decided to stay the night. there were only three floors, and three rooms. one room on each floor. how convenient. each of them got their own room, and went to bed. at about 11pm, the guy on the top floor awoke with a turtle-neckin' turd, and he really had to take a dump. he didn't wanna go all the way down starirs through everyone elses rooms, so he decided to drop it in a sheet and then he threw it down the laundry shoot and went to bed. a few hours later, maybe 1am or 2am, the guy on the second floor awoke with the same problem (they were eating the same fiber bars - lol) and he figured the same thing. so he dropped his cleveland steamer in a sheet, and chucked it down the laundry shoot.
well, the next morning, the guy on the top floor woke up, and went to the 2nd floor and asked him how he slept. they both agreed that it was a pleasant nights rest, and got their stuff together and went downstairs. well, they were speechless to say the least. the entire room, ceiling, walls, everything was covered in sh!t. they couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the third guy laying in a pile of it, covered himself! they got him awake and asked him what the hell had happened!
he responded
i woke up in the middle of the night, and two ghosts came down the laundry shoot - so i beat the shit out of them!
number three (i am not racist, just a funny joke)
A man was driving on the thruway one day, and he saw a priest on the roadside hitchhiking. he thought to himself, well what can be wrong with picking up a priest for gods sakes. so he picked him up, and was having a pleasant drive, until he saw a black man walking down the shoulder of the road. he thought to himself "d@mn n*iggers! this one is mine!" - but then at the last second, he realized he had a priest in the car! so he swerved out of the way, and heard a loud "THUD"
he turns to the priest and says "father! i am so sorry, i think i hit that blackman!"
the priest replies "don't worry my son, i got him with the door."
and a stupid last one-
whats the difference between a dead dog in the road, and a dead n*igger in the road?
the dog has skid marks in front of it.
and yes. i typed all that myself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif
he figures, what the hell- its just a carnival... and follows the sign. he comes up to a shoddy looking building, and walks inside.
the woman at the reception desk isn't very attractive, but he speaks first "hi. what can i get for a dollar?"
the woman takes the dollar, hands him a key, and tells him to go up two flights of stairs, and go into the first door on the left.
a few minutes, he is in the room and his eyes are wide open. there just happens to be an incredibly hott ***** chick on the bed - spread eagle! well- he flings his clothes off, and starts at it.
after his third or fourth time, he is given a start, because it looks as if she is crying. in fact, it looks like the tears are coming out of her nose, and even her ears! he is quite confused, and she wont say anything. so he throws his pants on and runs down to the lobby.
MA'AM? theres something wrong with the woman in my room! it looked like she was...uhm... leaking!
the woman at the desk rolls her eyes, and pushes the button on the intercom to call the janitor...
"bob, the dead ladys full."
number 2;
Three adventurers were traveling through the wilderness one night, and it started to get dark. they agreed to find a good area, and set up camp. a few minutes later, they came across what seemed to be an abandoned building in the middle of the forest. they looked round, and it only had one door, and it seemed to have three floors. all the windows were boarded up, and then it started to rain. the adventurers broke into the building, and found that it was indeed empty. they decided to stay the night. there were only three floors, and three rooms. one room on each floor. how convenient. each of them got their own room, and went to bed. at about 11pm, the guy on the top floor awoke with a turtle-neckin' turd, and he really had to take a dump. he didn't wanna go all the way down starirs through everyone elses rooms, so he decided to drop it in a sheet and then he threw it down the laundry shoot and went to bed. a few hours later, maybe 1am or 2am, the guy on the second floor awoke with the same problem (they were eating the same fiber bars - lol) and he figured the same thing. so he dropped his cleveland steamer in a sheet, and chucked it down the laundry shoot.
well, the next morning, the guy on the top floor woke up, and went to the 2nd floor and asked him how he slept. they both agreed that it was a pleasant nights rest, and got their stuff together and went downstairs. well, they were speechless to say the least. the entire room, ceiling, walls, everything was covered in sh!t. they couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the third guy laying in a pile of it, covered himself! they got him awake and asked him what the hell had happened!
he responded
i woke up in the middle of the night, and two ghosts came down the laundry shoot - so i beat the shit out of them!
number three (i am not racist, just a funny joke)
A man was driving on the thruway one day, and he saw a priest on the roadside hitchhiking. he thought to himself, well what can be wrong with picking up a priest for gods sakes. so he picked him up, and was having a pleasant drive, until he saw a black man walking down the shoulder of the road. he thought to himself "d@mn n*iggers! this one is mine!" - but then at the last second, he realized he had a priest in the car! so he swerved out of the way, and heard a loud "THUD"
he turns to the priest and says "father! i am so sorry, i think i hit that blackman!"
the priest replies "don't worry my son, i got him with the door."
and a stupid last one-
whats the difference between a dead dog in the road, and a dead n*igger in the road?
the dog has skid marks in front of it.
and yes. i typed all that myself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming?
Bob
What happen to hellen keller when she fell in the well?
She screamed her hand off
What do you call a man with no arms and legs playing baseball?
Third Base
Why did hellen keller play the piano with one hand?
She had to sing with the other
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
Matt
Bob
What happen to hellen keller when she fell in the well?
She screamed her hand off
What do you call a man with no arms and legs playing baseball?
Third Base
Why did hellen keller play the piano with one hand?
She had to sing with the other
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
Matt
How did hellen keller's mom punish her
She use to leave the plunger in the toilet
How did hellen keller's mom punish her
She use to re arrange the living room furnature
How did hellen keller's mom punish her
ahh heck its too early for me to think I will be back later
She use to leave the plunger in the toilet
How did hellen keller's mom punish her
She use to re arrange the living room furnature
How did hellen keller's mom punish her
ahh heck its too early for me to think I will be back later
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omfg thats up there with the elton john one lmfao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
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