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<blockquote data-quote="req" data-source="post: 731154" data-attributes="member: 555713"><p>A guy is walking through a carnival one fine day, and all he has left in his pocket is a single dollar. he can figure out what to do until he spots a sign in an alley that says "1 DOLLAR -&gt;"</p><p></p><p>he figures, what the hell- its just a carnival... and follows the sign. he comes up to a shoddy looking building, and walks inside.</p><p></p><p>the woman at the reception desk isn't very attractive, but he speaks first "hi. what can i get for a dollar?"</p><p></p><p>the woman takes the dollar, hands him a key, and tells him to go up two flights of stairs, and go into the first door on the left.</p><p></p><p>a few minutes, he is in the room and his eyes are wide open. there just happens to be an incredibly hott ***** chick on the bed - spread eagle! well- he flings his clothes off, and starts at it.</p><p></p><p>after his third or fourth time, he is given a start, because it looks as if she is crying. in fact, it looks like the tears are coming out of her nose, and even her ears! he is quite confused, and she wont say anything. so he throws his pants on and runs down to the lobby.</p><p></p><p>MA'AM? theres something wrong with the woman in my room! it looked like she was...uhm... leaking!</p><p></p><p>the woman at the desk rolls her eyes, and pushes the button on the intercom to call the janitor...</p><p></p><p>"bob, the dead ladys full."</p><p></p><p>number 2;</p><p></p><p>Three adventurers were traveling through the wilderness one night, and it started to get dark. they agreed to find a good area, and set up camp. a few minutes later, they came across what seemed to be an abandoned building in the middle of the forest. they looked round, and it only had one door, and it seemed to have three floors. all the windows were boarded up, and then it started to rain. the adventurers broke into the building, and found that it was indeed empty. they decided to stay the night. there were only three floors, and three rooms. one room on each floor. how convenient. each of them got their own room, and went to bed. at about 11pm, the guy on the top floor awoke with a turtle-neckin' turd, and he really had to take a dump. he didn't wanna go all the way down starirs through everyone elses rooms, so he decided to drop it in a sheet and then he threw it down the laundry shoot and went to bed. a few hours later, maybe 1am or 2am, the guy on the second floor awoke with the same problem (they were eating the same fiber bars - lol) and he figured the same thing. so he dropped his cleveland steamer in a sheet, and chucked it down the laundry shoot.</p><p></p><p>well, the next morning, the guy on the top floor woke up, and went to the 2nd floor and asked him how he slept. they both agreed that it was a pleasant nights rest, and got their stuff together and went downstairs. well, they were speechless to say the least. the entire room, ceiling, walls, everything was covered in sh!t. they couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the third guy laying in a pile of it, covered himself! they got him awake and asked him what the hell had happened!</p><p></p><p>he responded</p><p></p><p>i woke up in the middle of the night, and two ghosts came down the laundry shoot - so i beat the shit out of them!</p><p></p><p>number three (i am not racist, just a funny joke)</p><p></p><p>A man was driving on the thruway one day, and he saw a priest on the roadside hitchhiking. he thought to himself, well what can be wrong with picking up a priest for gods sakes. so he picked him up, and was having a pleasant drive, until he saw a black man walking down the shoulder of the road. he thought to himself "d@mn n*iggers! this one is mine!" - but then at the last second, he realized he had a priest in the car! so he swerved out of the way, and heard a loud "THUD"</p><p></p><p>he turns to the priest and says "father! i am so sorry, i think i hit that blackman!"</p><p></p><p>the priest replies "don't worry my son, i got him with the door."</p><p></p><p>and a stupid last one-</p><p></p><p>whats the difference between a dead dog in the road, and a dead n*igger in the road?</p><p></p><p>the dog has skid marks in front of it.</p><p></p><p>and yes. i typed all that myself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="req, post: 731154, member: 555713"] A guy is walking through a carnival one fine day, and all he has left in his pocket is a single dollar. he can figure out what to do until he spots a sign in an alley that says "1 DOLLAR ->" he figures, what the hell- its just a carnival... and follows the sign. he comes up to a shoddy looking building, and walks inside. the woman at the reception desk isn't very attractive, but he speaks first "hi. what can i get for a dollar?" the woman takes the dollar, hands him a key, and tells him to go up two flights of stairs, and go into the first door on the left. a few minutes, he is in the room and his eyes are wide open. there just happens to be an incredibly hott ***** chick on the bed - spread eagle! well- he flings his clothes off, and starts at it. after his third or fourth time, he is given a start, because it looks as if she is crying. in fact, it looks like the tears are coming out of her nose, and even her ears! he is quite confused, and she wont say anything. so he throws his pants on and runs down to the lobby. MA'AM? theres something wrong with the woman in my room! it looked like she was...uhm... leaking! the woman at the desk rolls her eyes, and pushes the button on the intercom to call the janitor... "bob, the dead ladys full." number 2; Three adventurers were traveling through the wilderness one night, and it started to get dark. they agreed to find a good area, and set up camp. a few minutes later, they came across what seemed to be an abandoned building in the middle of the forest. they looked round, and it only had one door, and it seemed to have three floors. all the windows were boarded up, and then it started to rain. the adventurers broke into the building, and found that it was indeed empty. they decided to stay the night. there were only three floors, and three rooms. one room on each floor. how convenient. each of them got their own room, and went to bed. at about 11pm, the guy on the top floor awoke with a turtle-neckin' turd, and he really had to take a dump. he didn't wanna go all the way down starirs through everyone elses rooms, so he decided to drop it in a sheet and then he threw it down the laundry shoot and went to bed. a few hours later, maybe 1am or 2am, the guy on the second floor awoke with the same problem (they were eating the same fiber bars - lol) and he figured the same thing. so he dropped his cleveland steamer in a sheet, and chucked it down the laundry shoot. well, the next morning, the guy on the top floor woke up, and went to the 2nd floor and asked him how he slept. they both agreed that it was a pleasant nights rest, and got their stuff together and went downstairs. well, they were speechless to say the least. the entire room, ceiling, walls, everything was covered in sh!t. they couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the third guy laying in a pile of it, covered himself! they got him awake and asked him what the hell had happened! he responded i woke up in the middle of the night, and two ghosts came down the laundry shoot - so i beat the shit out of them! number three (i am not racist, just a funny joke) A man was driving on the thruway one day, and he saw a priest on the roadside hitchhiking. he thought to himself, well what can be wrong with picking up a priest for gods sakes. so he picked him up, and was having a pleasant drive, until he saw a black man walking down the shoulder of the road. he thought to himself "d@mn n*iggers! this one is mine!" - but then at the last second, he realized he had a priest in the car! so he swerved out of the way, and heard a loud "THUD" he turns to the priest and says "father! i am so sorry, i think i hit that blackman!" the priest replies "don't worry my son, i got him with the door." and a stupid last one- whats the difference between a dead dog in the road, and a dead n*igger in the road? the dog has skid marks in front of it. and yes. i typed all that myself [IMG]//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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