Wow! Seriously, FML!

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

So I just made a topic about school, now I just broke my toilet tank. This doesn't help that I'm frigging broke right now and my mom is coming up in 2 days. I literally shattered my toilet tank. Getting out of the shower there was a wet spot and I tried to catch my balance on the lid. But no it had to shatter into several pieces.

I'm about to off myself. I can't cover my rent and pay for this, knowing my apt. company will charge me out the *** for this. ****!

I cant even poo now because my toilets broken.

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif wtf do you weigh 550 muthafuqqa

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

fatass

 

[GlassEyez 10+ year member]

You know how there's like those real small towels? Not a wash cloth, lil bigger than that. Yeh usually you would put one of those on the floor outside the shower to avoid somethin like this. Or just try drying off first. Call the complex if anything they'll put it towards next months rent. You should be fine if you quit wastin your money on blow n cheap hookrs. Just sayin

 

[Firebird 1991 10+ year member]

lol this shits halarious! you made my morning //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif lmao fatasssssss

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

drunk and fat are thee?

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

how the fuck do you shatter a toilet into a million pieces falling into it? i weigh 135 and if i fell into that i'd have to go to the emergency room lol

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

What the fuck dose making a topic about school have anything to do with breaking your shitter?

In all honesty, if you can't pay, well maybe you shouldn't play.....

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Poop in the hallway like a man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[kramer_212 10+ year member]

wait until your neighbor is gone, and swap them *******.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

dis fool gonna be robbin vacant house tonight

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

and you didn't get hurt at all when this happened?

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

please tell us that after this incident, you thought up something like the flux capacitor or something......

If not, then you are a complete failure....

not that you already are...

 

[Vossy 10+ year member]

You have neighbors

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Faucet Stop - Alto toilet Tank 160, 160-WHT, MANSFIELD, WHITE