Wow..I don't remember much of last night, and I am on my second beer.

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

you act as if he could do any better w/out drinking?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

You're going to fail out of school, give a fatty the preggers, and end up working at some shitty job living in a trailer if you dont stop drinking so muhc.

So in other words he is going to keep the southern tradition alive?

 

[Beerdrnkr 5,000+ posts]

It's not that bad. When I moved in with like 3 of my friends we would drink almost everyday, even the days I didn't feel like it. After working as a roofer I would come home and just want to relax but sure enough, 6 to 10 people would always show up and I'd be like **** it give me a 20pk of bud light. After 2 DUI's and 6 Minor in Possession of alcohol tickets I slowed down and eventually just got burnt out. Now I don't really drink that often.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

It's not that bad. When I moved in with like 3 of my friends we would drink almost everyday, even the days I didn't feel like it. After working as a roofer I would come home and just want to relax but sure enough, 6 to 10 people would always show up and I'd be like **** it give me a 20pk of bud light. After 2 DUI's and 6 Minor in Possession of alcohol tickets I slowed down and eventually just got burnt out. Now I don't really drink that often.

stupidity at its finest

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

from 19-22 every weekend i was wasted from fri-sun night.....was some of the most fun ive had in my life. i got into a serious relationship, grew up a little bit and now at 24 honestly when the drinking thing comes up i really sit and debate if i want to wake up with a hangover or not......

i guess eventually you either grow out of it or you become an alcoholic lol id say now about once a month i get completely shit faced for old times sake!

like what was mentioned before, ur not going to continually nail those fat chicks without being drunk so ur best bet is to become an alcoholic so you can keep having ***.

 

[Beerdrnkr 5,000+ posts]

stupidity at its finest

Yup, took me awhile to grow out of it. Getting my license back was a pain in the ***, If your in a small town it's really easy to get caught up in things like that, I lived in Grand Junction, CO. for 8 years then moved back to San Diego and now there's just a lot more things to occupy myself with.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

So in other words he is going to keep the southern tradition alive?

The South shall rise again!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

from 19-22 every weekend i was wasted from fri-sun night.....was some of the most fun ive had in my life. i got into a serious relationship, grew up a little bit and now at 24 honestly when the drinking thing comes up i really sit and debate if i want to wake up with a hangover or not......
i guess eventually you either grow out of it or you become an alcoholic lol id say now about once a month i get completely shit faced for old times sake!

like what was mentioned before, ur not going to continually nail those fat chicks without being drunk so ur best bet is to become an alcoholic so you can keep having ***.

Yeah but he already has some mitigating factors that will certainly ensure that he is doomed to the fate of alcoholism.

He is from the south, he is racist, he is willing to settle for fat chicks, he hunts, and was a fat kid.

Add all that up and toss in heavy drinking and you've got unemployed drunk in the trailer court with 6 kids and a 378 pound fat nagging wife.

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

underage drinkers should be shot.

on national tv. that would be sweet. and there should be commercials all week for these events. some type of new TGIF even. maybe use different kinds of weapons. crossbows, trebuchets, railguns, rpgs, slingshots, glass paintballs filled with acid.

that shit would be sweet. or force them to drive drunk as fast as possible and see if they can get though a obsticle course (and theres actually no way to get through it).

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Did you grease up your front mullet?
Were you wearing only the best set of Wranglers you had, the ones with the least dirt stains on them?

How about the cologne, was it deer piss?

Don't forget the stonewashed jean jacket with the large confederate flag patch on the back.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

underage drinkers should be shot.

ummm there goes 95% of American high school students...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

ummm there goes 95% of American high school students...

Yes, but that would kill of future bums and welfare feeders

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Yes, but that would kill of future bums and welfare feeders

and leave computer nerds and fat girls? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

underage drinkers should be shot.


on national tv. that would be sweet. and there should be commercials all week for these events. some type of new TGIF even. maybe use different kinds of weapons. crossbows, trebuchets, railguns, rpgs, slingshots, glass paintballs filled with acid.

that shit would be sweet. or force them to drive drunk as fast as possible and see if they can get though a obsticle course (and theres actually no way to get through it).

an obstacle course made out of concrete walls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

What is so horrible about underage drinking? I drink every night. I just got done with two weeks of midterms and papers. I got an "A" on everything I handed in. You don't need to kill underage drinkers, just stupid people.