worst birthday ever

[cnttouchths6777 10+ year member]

mine is today.. got the moms taking my phone, car, and grounding me for 2 months.. she is sending me to military school on saturday...the woman even *****ed slapped me.. and this is all before 7 oclock..

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[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

mine really sucked, first off the cake was vanilla, i really wanted chocolate. then the bmw my mom bought was black instead of red, i was pissed.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

get over it emo

 

[dalucifer 10+ year member]

care to tell why she is doing all of that?

 

[BASSMEKANIK 10+ year member]

thats what happens when you have a dick for a son... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

she definitely did all of this because your a sweet angel. You can get over not having a phone and you can get over not having a car. And think about it. When your in military school, who cares your grounded for 2 months. Your going to get your *** pounded for many months instead!

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

i got surprised on my birthday before, man was i so pissed!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i grew up in an orphanage and no one knows my real age or when my birthday is; at least you had a birfday.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

here is a pic from the orphanage

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

If she's doing all that it's prolly for a good reason... SO you should thank her for getting you the best B-Day present ever an *** kicking that will make you a decent person....

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

here is a pic from the orphanage

is it me or did you spell your name wrong? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

what you think they edumacate us orfans?1

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

joo sock!

your obviously a douche bag if she is doing this...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

maybe his mom is on meth

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

maybe his mom is on meth

Ohh and he forgot to buy her some for her birthday so she's super pissed about it... I see....