ok this is gonna sound stupid but here goes
back when i was like 15, me and my friend were riding our bikes(pedal) when we decided to race each other to my house,
so i pedaled ahead of him and this crazy ***** runs a stop sign right as i rode off the side walk onto the road, her bumper smashed the middle of the chromoly pedal crank over like 3 inches and it bent the frame of the bike,( i guess the reason i was lucky was that my left foot was at the top of the pedal stroke when the bumper hit the crank)
any way, she hit me so hard that i flew like 25 feet out into the road and landed on my *** and my right palm, and the funny thing is that it didnt hurt one bit, i was just a little shaken from being thrown that far and landing so hard, after that all these people came up to me and started REALLY worrying about me like "are you alright?" "do you need an ambulance?" and shit like that, and i was like no its alright, so i rode off on my bike, although i couldnt pedal, and they were watching me the whole time, thinking that i was gonna fall over and pass out or somthing. the next time i saw that lady she felt all bad and offered to buy me a new bike and i said no its all right, but she gave me 300 bucks and i offered not to take it but she made me so its all cool
sorry its so long.