woot! got my liscense

it took me 3 times to get mines...

1st time...bytch was cranky and rude...I yelled at her...automatic failure

2nd time....sweet girl.....we were having nice conversations...went through an all-way stop sign while talking to her //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

3rd time....no points off...flawless driving

I know the feeling man......congrats and drive safely.
I pretty much have the same story, cept the first time was a crazy ***** and we both yelled at eachother.

Second time i had too many points.

Third time i passed since i had a few practice runs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 
My driving test was insanely easy.
But that's mostly because I had to pass my dad's informal test first, which involved parallel parking his '91 F-150 on a hill...in traffic...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif And other devious things, like parking up a hill and balancing between the clutch and accelerator so you just rock back and forth without actually going anywhere. That's maddening the first hundred times you do it or so, heh.

The DMV test was just a circle around town and backing up 100ft in a straight line...no parking, no hills, and we did a three point turn in the DMV parking lot, so there was no traffic to contend with.

But at least I know how to drive a manual now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
congrats on getting your license. just some advice from a fellow driver: i know that you are excited just as i was and everyone else was when they got their license, but just drive like you are supposed to on the road. obey the laws. you will end up avoiding lots of wrecks and tickets. dont mean to be offensive.

i took my test in my dads F150, which was mine for a while. if i showed up in my cobra which was my first car, i doubt the biatch would have gotten in the car with me. lol.

i learned how to drive a manual in a shifter kart when i was like 12.

 
But that's mostly because I had to pass my dad's informal test first, which involved parallel parking his '91 F-150 on a hill...in traffic...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif And other devious things, like parking up a hill and balancing between the clutch and accelerator so you just rock back and forth without actually going anywhere. That's maddening the first hundred times you do it or so, heh.

But at least I know how to drive a manual now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
I'm glad I didn't have to learn like that... You didn't stall it sitting sideways in the middle of traffic? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

i learned how to drive a manual in a shifter kart when i was like 12.
At least you didn't have to learn like JimJ did...

 
I'm glad I didn't have to learn like that... You didn't stall it sitting sideways in the middle of traffic? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

At least you didn't have to learn like JimJ did...
trying to learn in a shifter kart is way worse than in a truck. people on the track dont exactly give you that much room, and at 100+ mph, you cant afford to get in their way, no room for error.

 
I'm glad I didn't have to learn like that... You didn't stall it sitting sideways in the middle of traffic? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

At least you didn't have to learn like JimJ did...
Let's put it this way...stall it in traffic once, you learn real quickly not to do it again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
19 years ago (God I'm old) when I got my license, I had pissed my mom off really bad. On the way back from the DMV, she told me that she was going to keep it. I told her "FINE!" and that the first time that she wanted me to run an errand for her that I would get my driving privileges back or I wouldn't run it. She said "FINE!!!"

Sure enough, about an hour after we got home she came up to me with this solemn look on her face. She asked me go to the store for her! LOL!!!

We still laugh about that...

 
God ****! I didn't know they went that fast...
Nevermind, then. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
80cc shifters can reach speeds of up to 100, 125cc's can get close to 130, 250cc's can get close to 160.

 
19 years ago (God I'm old) when I got my license, I had pissed my mom off really bad. On the way back from the DMV, she told me that she was going to keep it. I told her "FINE!" and that the first time that she wanted me to run an errand for her that I would get my driving privileges back or I wouldn't run it. She said "FINE!!!"
Sure enough, about an hour after we got home she came up to me with this solemn look on her face. She asked me go to the store for her! LOL!!!

We still laugh about that...
you are old. i got my license almost three years ago.

 
you are old. i got my license almost three years ago.
SHUT-UP FUCKER!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/censored.gif.f9ad8e7c6db58c5530c5a0a20a3b5baf.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
SHUT-UP FUCKER!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/censored.gif.f9ad8e7c6db58c5530c5a0a20a3b5baf.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
shut the **** up old timer before i knock your *** out of your wheel chair and break your hip.

 
shut the **** up old timer before i knock your *** out of your wheel chair and break your hip.
Get a job so I can sue your punk-***!

And you'd never be able to find your way to my house since your mom won't let you out of the yard... She say's, "Hi," by the way...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 
You guys are funny...I think.

I like people that are older than me. They know things I don't, and generally don't give a shit about the useless things the under-20 set is fasicinated with.

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