Wonderful when people try to jump you

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

This makes me ashamed to live in arkansas

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[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

stun guns are fun... me and my friend were zapping the shit out of eachother with a 150k volt one when we were drunk as ****...

 

[2LouDFoRThiS 10+ year member]

props.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

soooo. in the case they were to try and make my life hell by telling them a bunch of lies....what would you guys suggest for revenge?

im thinkin OJ style would be fun.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Are we talking about in a fairy tale land what you would do or what will really happen (nothing)?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

So, an ex friend of mine (ohh high school drama lol) started being a complete dick to me and so i was like yeah dude just give me my halo 2 cd's back and hes like alright give me my mic back (he forgot about the 2 cingular phones and modded xbox i was sellin for him hahaha).
So hes like "im coming to your house now just come outside and we'll get this over with" well he sends me a text about 5 minutes later "come outside man i got your cd's" I look outside and see him and 3 other guys... so im thinking WTF lol, hes such a ***** he couldnt come alone he had to bring his buddies to get a 20 dollar 360 mic back.....well im like okay im in the driveway (other side of house)

they get around there and start walking towards me (all sissy 4 of them). I knew they were gonna be ***** and try to start shit...i was debating a bat or stun gun....well bat i wouldh ave to swing 4 times and then I'd probably get sued and crap for assault...as far as i know stunguns dont leave marks and if so not for long....well i took the stungun.

Soon as they got about 10 feet from me i whipped it out and popped it a few times...im not much a guy for encounters so i just wanted something that would deter people in the first place...i sure as hell cant take 4 guys let alone 2 lol...so they backed off and made the trade legit like....

lol ****. why bring 4 guys to a TRADE when u know im not gonna be dumb and take the "they cant hurt me" attitude..im not that dumb. lol.

end rant //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif i know im such a ***** i wouldnt fight four guys.

I blame BMXBikes for the proliferation of these type postz.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Are we talking about in a fairy tale land what you would do or what will really happen (nothing)?

ummmm...well if my parents believe them and i really do get in trouble....which would be a SHITLOAD of trouble in the case they were to believe them....well i'd actually be up for doing something...

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I blame BMXBikes for the proliferation of these type postz.

winnar winnar chicken dinnar.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

:yumyum:chicken fried chicken

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

i never knew how cheap stun guns were until this thread made me want to look them up on ebay. 100k volts for 17 shipped!

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

well the one i have is 450K

100k wont do much.

450k will drop you down and out.

 

[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

yeah 100k 150k and maybe 200k wont take you down but they do ticle.. haha and burn skin a lil bit...

anything above 250k will prolly make you back the **** down lol.

my friend just confirmed his was the 100k..

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

yeah 100k 150k and maybe 200k wont take you down but they do ticle.. haha and burn skin a lil bit...
anything above 250k will prolly make you back the **** down lol.

my friend just confirmed his was the 100k..

i really dont like being shocked lol, i've never even manned up to a 100K one... I can only imagine its gonna hurt regardless and I personally wouldnt run at someone when they are popping lightning bolts in front of me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I've seen people hit themselves with these before though, parents used to own a self defense/ knife store at the mall here.... always had people comin up with their buddies "dude i'll give u 5 bucks to let me shock u with this" lol... funny stuff.

 

[JT1979 10+ year member]

Atleast you didn't stab them with a busted beer bottle.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Atleast you didn't stab them with a busted beer bottle.

I was just thinking about that. I mean, I havent done anything yet and i wont do crap unless they try to get me in trouble and actually suceed...be kinda dumb to NOT get in trouble then go do stupid crap and get in trouble... (and i dont plan on killing anyone!)

Eh, I got all the texts this guys been sending me sayin hes gonna get a coworker to lie and say he sold me pot (LOL how dumb can ya get, first off my parents own the place....why the heck would someone risk their job for that, anyways hes a good personal friend of mine so he'll tell them the truth) So I got all the evidence I need to blow them outta the water //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif