Wonderful when people try to jump you

hoxie08
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So, an ex friend of mine (ohh high school drama lol) started being a complete dick to me and so i was like yeah dude just give me my halo 2 cd's back and hes like alright give me my mic back (he forgot about the 2 cingular phones and modded xbox i was sellin for him hahaha).

So hes like "im coming to your house now just come outside and we'll get this over with" well he sends me a text about 5 minutes later "come outside man i got your cd's" I look outside and see him and 3 other guys... so im thinking WTF lol, hes such a ***** he couldnt come alone he had to bring his buddies to get a 20 dollar 360 mic back.....well im like okay im in the driveway (other side of house)

they get around there and start walking towards me (all sissy 4 of them). I knew they were gonna be ***** and try to start shit...i was debating a bat or stun gun....well bat i wouldh ave to swing 4 times and then I'd probably get sued and crap for assault...as far as i know stunguns dont leave marks and if so not for long....well i took the stungun.

Soon as they got about 10 feet from me i whipped it out and popped it a few times...im not much a guy for encounters so i just wanted something that would deter people in the first place...i sure as hell cant take 4 guys let alone 2 lol...so they backed off and made the trade legit like....

lol ****. why bring 4 guys to a TRADE when u know im not gonna be dumb and take the "they cant hurt me" attitude..im not that dumb. lol.

end rant //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif i know im such a ***** i wouldnt fight four guys.

 
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So, an ex friend of mine (ohh high school drama lol) started being a complete dick to me and so i was like yeah dude just give me my halo 2 cd's back and hes like alright give me my mic back (he forgot about the 2 cingular phones and modded xbox i was sellin for him hahaha).
So hes like "im coming to your house now just come outside and we'll get this over with" well he sends me a text about 5 minutes later "come outside man i got your cd's" I look outside and see him and 3 other guys... so im thinking WTF lol, hes such a ***** he couldnt come alone he had to bring his buddies to get a 20 dollar 360 mic back.....well im like okay im in the driveway (other side of house)

they get around there and start walking towards me (all sissy 4 of them). I knew they were gonna be ***** and try to start shit...i was debating a bat or stun gun....well bat i wouldh ave to swing 4 times and then I'd probably get sued and crap for assault...as far as i know stunguns dont leave marks and if so not for long....well i took the stungun.

Soon as they got about 10 feet from me i whipped it out and popped it a few times...im not much a guy for encounters so i just wanted something that would deter people in the first place...i sure as hell cant take 4 guys let alone 2 lol...so they backed off and made the trade legit like....

lol ****. why bring 4 guys to a TRADE when u know im not gonna be dumb and take the "they cant hurt me" attitude..im not that dumb. lol.

end rant //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif i know im such a ***** i wouldnt fight four guys.

so i'm like i dont care (cuz this thread is gay) and i dont know how to write and then i joined this thread and he was all like "yeah" in the thread i joined and i was all like i know its "your" thread but i like to post in threads so i joined this thread and "i'm" posting in it when he was like FOR SURE.

 
solution - dont associate with douchebags.
Eh, thats why i stopped associating with them.... I cant stand people who lie constantly even when we were considered "friends".

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Lol cmon now man if I was wanting to bs i woulda made an interesting story like I jackie chan'd them and whooped all their ***** or something...I even admitted I was a little ***** lol, I took a stungun to ensure I didnt get beat up. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

halo duece r seriuz game
Eh, only interesting for modding....and plus the fact that they're just my games to begin with //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
so i'm like i dont care (cuz this thread is gay) and i dont know how to write and then i joined this thread and he was all like "yeah" in the thread i joined and i was all like i know its "your" thread but i like to post in threads so i joined this thread and "i'm" posting in it when he was like FOR SURE.
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A real Arkansas gangsta would have shanked em and dumped the bodies in the vacants.
ohh how i'd love to. worse part is they KEEP talking to me (even now) saying they're gonna tell my mom I bought weed from some guy at work and was gonna go smoke it with them lol....guess if they really did...which I highly doubt (would really test if my parents trust me though..hmmm)....they would be COMPLETE dumbasses because if you check out my videos on youtube... you see I like explosives heh.

 
oooh plus a few months ago I got the charges dropped for harassment/vandalization because some chick blamed me for some shit one of those guys did to her house and mailbox and car and calls he made and shit....well I took the hit for it (great friend eh?) and I think (now that im friends with her) i'll probably go spill the truth, least I could do is give 'em hell.

 
Maybe they just wanted a group hug. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
lol. i wish the world was such a nice place...odds are they would have wanted a group orgy more like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 
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