jmanpc
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What has 2 legs, whines all day and bleeds?
Half a cat.
Half a cat.
Women have it all but are less happy than 40 years ago
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joeboxer5876
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Woof! Woof!
they shouldn't allow any women in the military! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
chase007
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Lol...... No comment because i will get bashed like no other.
TurdFergueson2
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Chase I failed you as a father. I'm sorry.
chase007
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No you fail as a person. . .
Wal-Mart Husband Store
A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just
opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go -
to choose a husband from among many men.
Among the instructions at the entrance, is a
description of how the store operates.
There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes
of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch....
As you open the door to any floor, you may choose
any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor,
you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store
to find a husband......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just
opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go -
to choose a husband from among many men.
Among the instructions at the entrance, is a
description of how the store operates.
There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes
of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch....
As you open the door to any floor, you may choose
any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor,
you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store
to find a husband......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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