Winning The battle over your eBaY addiction..!!

[JimMayor007]

Wake up and smell the morning air. Take a shower and put on some clean clothes. Brush that hair on your head. Brush those few remaining teeth. Now say to yourself.....

"I can walk away from ebay any time I want" then say "eBaY doesnt control my life"

If you cant say those two things wihout rolling on the floor in laughter than this is the guide for you. It very well is then the guide for your freinds as well.

1. Have you run out of organs to sell on ebay.? Now you are looking into selling your family and friends into slavery....?

2. Did you find all your highschool or college momentos going for $50.00 on ebay. By a seller who's name sound's alot like your wife's or husband's name....?

3. Do you live out of cardboard box'es. Because you sold everything you owned on ebay......?

4. Can you go to the store for milk. Before doing a quick search for powdered milk on ebay..?

5. Do you have a beeper just in case. You are out bid on Paul reevers teeth again.......?

6. Do you REALLY believe you got a deal on your 10,000TH pair of Fuzzy car dice......?

7. This morning did you chew up your food with George washington wooden teeth.......?

8. Do you place bids on grill cheese sandwich'es. Because you REALLY see christ in them.....?

9. Is your credit card statement filled with purchase's for " Alien radar tracker's" and Gerbil grooming brushes and Duke's Of Hazard lunch boxe's and Garbage pail kid's sticker's......?

10. Did you started auctioning off the soul's. Of people that you tricked other's out of. Instead of selling them directly to SATAN........?

feel free to add your own

...read them all here

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[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

I used to be addicted to ebay, then I found caraudio.com.. go figure.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I used to be addicted to ebay, then I found caraudio.com.. go figure.

I used to be addicted to heroine.....then I found ca.com.

 

[motox_727 10+ year member]

lol those are pretty good

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

im pretty addicted to PBN now...

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I used to be addicted to ebay, then I found caraudio.com.. go figure.

x2 on that...

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

I used to be addicted to ebay, then I found caraudio.com.. go figure.

AMEN

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Wake up and smell the morning air. Take a shower and put on some clean clothes. Brush that hair on your head. Brush those few remaining teeth. Now say to yourself.....
"I can walk away from ebay any time I want" then say "eBaY doesnt control my life"

If you cant say those two things wihout rolling on the floor in laughter than this is the guide for you. It very well is then the guide for your freinds as well.

1. Have you run out of organs to sell on ebay.? Now you are looking into selling your family and friends into slavery....?

2. Did you find all your highschool or college momentos going for $50.00 on ebay. By a seller who's name sound's alot like your wife's or husband's name....?

3. Do you live out of cardboard box'es. Because you sold everything you owned on ebay......?

4. Can you go to the store for milk. Before doing a quick search for powdered milk on ebay..?

5. Do you have a beeper just in case. You are out bid on Paul reevers teeth again.......?

6. Do you REALLY believe you got a deal on your 10,000TH pair of Fuzzy car dice......?

7. This morning did you chew up your food with George washington wooden teeth.......?

8. Do you place bids on grill cheese sandwich'es. Because you REALLY see christ in them.....?

9. Is your credit card statement filled with purchase's for " Alien radar tracker's" and Gerbil grooming brushes and Duke's Of Hazard lunch boxe's and Garbage pail kid's sticker's......?

10. Did you started auctioning off the soul's. Of people that you tricked other's out of. Instead of selling them directly to SATAN........?

feel free to add your own

...read them all here

Why don't you go over to your previous thread and defend yourself? Oh wait.. you were wrong on all accounts.

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

i didnt laugh at all.......

 

[Jep772 10+ year member]

when ebay starts sellin cold beer we'll talk

 

[05gliguy 10+ year member]

when ebay starts sellin cold beer we'll talk

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[skrilla22 10+ year member]

im pretty addicted to PBN now...

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[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

yesa

 

[fwb_1234 10+ year member]

I'm still addicted to darlina.com.

 

[theothermike 10+ year member]

hahaha i used to play div 3 nppl, then i found caraudio. funny how hobbies can change. lilmaniac intrested in some pbgear, i finally decided im gonna have to sell my gear for some CA gear.

N2 tanks, barrel kits, flame metal gun stands, 2000 rnd table pod fillers, ccm ss-25 pump with matching barrel kit, 22 / 3000 ci nitrogen pump tank =]. 15 rnd stick feed annoed as well as vertical feed. the gun is a sick ccm cocker converted to pump. moded chamber to fit 2000+ a/c springs to stabalize pressure lower, 86 degree frame, etc.. etc...

68/4500 pmi n2 tank, with empire cover, lmk, i got a shit load of gear.

Mike-

btw: PBN is the equivolent of CA in terms of flamers n nooblets.