When you say sarcastically that something doesn’t happen, you are saying it DOES happen.
Are you new? You don’t know what sarcasm is, but want to call ME stupid. Huh.
Example: “Yeah because I’d never want to have filet mignon with a baked potato

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It is very obviously a statement that I enjoy filet mignon with a baked potato.
Did you never learn what sarcasm means and how it works?
Another example to help you: “Yeah, it sure would be horrible to win the lottery

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“Sarcasm refers to
the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny. For example, saying "they're really on top of things" to describe a group of people who are very disorganized is using sarcasm.”
Rolling eyes emoji with the sentence structure you chose indicates sarcasm. YOUR words: “THOSE numbers can't be fiddled with to get the result needed for an agenda

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Face with rolling eyes is an emoji used to express disbelief, annoyance, impatience, boredom, and disdain. It can also be used to indicate sarcasm or irony.”