Every place I have ever ordered delivery form has given a time window. "We're slammed right now, it might be an hour or more". I never expected a pizza in 30 minutes, and anyone who did was a schmuck, unless the were a few blocks form the store.
Funny that you are angry at people for ordering pizza instead of cooking for themselves. I had a shipping clerk who would get angry that he had to box stuff up and ship it when we were pushing sales.
Without that "lazy snob" ordering pizza at (of all times!) DINNER, you wouldn't have had a job. Without having to ship product, my shipping clerk wouldn't have had a job.
Seems neither of you are too savvy about how business works. Might explain why you were delivering pizzas for vodka money at age 47 while sponging off your brother for a place to live.