Why males are the superior gender

[mil81 10+ year member]

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

It's all true. And words to live your life by.

 

[tuomas 10+ year member]

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

i love donnie darko! my favorite movie probably...

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

thats the price of a romanian dick....

a girl had brain tumors and needed a brain transplant. the doc said she could get another female brain for $2m, or a male brain for $2k. when she asked why the female brain was so much more expensive the doctor replied "its brand new, the woman never used it."

 

[armitank]

thats the price of a romanian dick....
a girl had brain tumors and needed a brain transplant. the doc said she could get another female brain for $2m, or a male brain for $2k. when she asked why the female brain was so much more expensive the doctor replied "its brand new, the woman never used it."

hahaha i lol'd:laugh:

 

[armitank]

why dont women wear watches?

theres a clock in the kitchen

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

make sure you watch the video.