Why does she have to be so stupid

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

I mean, wtf? Her cat died. So? Let me start from the beginning. I have a very serious problem. I'm ****ing crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait."

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty **** good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Pidgey. Holy ****. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/10,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy ****, YES," interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even ****ing care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR ****ING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly notice that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumb ass and swinging my fists around. She yelled out "**** YOU," and ran out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've ****ed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. I know it's obvious that she is over-reacting, but getting her to see that will probably be impossible. Help me.

This is lol funny.

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[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

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thats funny

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

bahahaha

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

How old is this fellow? The girl drove over so i assume mid/late teens. pu$$y > pokemon

 

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

Not sure of the age.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

lol, good story, //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif . Maybe just a nerdy sophmore?

 

[dvcevoblack 10+ year member]

LMFAO!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

lmfao what man plays pokemon? any ho that throws video games against the wall is a useless *****. there is more ***** to be had. get over it

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

hahahah that is great

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

LMAO!! OMG! He backhanded her! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

I remember that **** along time ago just wasnt pokemon, its a troll story.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I like these internet stories. The butter in the microwave for 8 mins was the best still imo.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

didnt hear that one

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I like these internet stories. The butter in the microwave for 8 mins was the best still imo.

lol that was great. could've just used spray butter. not only can it be used for lube, but also used for tasty head

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

I never saw a shiny pidgey.

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[bibby 5,000+ posts]

Troll Story?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

didnt hear that one

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=114005&highlight=cooter

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

ok this is whats happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Dang icetee beat me.

by a lot. I was racing.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

ok this is whats happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

WTF............lmao