Why does she have to be so stupid

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

I mean, wtf? Her cat died. So? Let me start from the beginning. I have a very serious problem. I'm ****ing crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait."

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty **** good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/10,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES," interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even ****ing care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR ****ING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly notice that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumb *** and swinging my fists around. She yelled out "**** YOU," and ran out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've ****ed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. I know it's obvious that she is over-reacting, but getting her to see that will probably be impossible. Help me.

This is lol funny.

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[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

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thats funny

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

bahahaha

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

How old is this fellow? The girl drove over so i assume mid/late teens. pu$$y > pokemon

 

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

Not sure of the age.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

lol, good story, //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif . Maybe just a nerdy sophmore?

 

[dvcevoblack 10+ year member]

LMFAO!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

lmfao what man plays pokemon? any ho that throws video games against the wall is a useless *****. there is more ***** to be had. get over it

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

hahahah that is great

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

LMAO!! OMG! He backhanded her! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

I remember that shit along time ago just wasnt pokemon, its a troll story.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I like these internet stories. The butter in the microwave for 8 mins was the best still imo.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

didnt hear that one

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I like these internet stories. The butter in the microwave for 8 mins was the best still imo.

lol that was great. could've just used spray butter. not only can it be used for lube, but also used for tasty head

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

I never saw a shiny pidgey.

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