Why do women Lie so much, Go Go Go funniest poster wins

[adjetta 10+ year member]

yea...here's a tale for you. A while back before marriage and my death inside I enjoyed hiking deep into the woods at the same time keeping safety in mind! So I always used the buddy system usually with my GF and always carrying a safety kit and lighter as well as the weapon you see in my avatar just in case of a wild animal well one day me and my best girl set off into the woods about 2 hour into it we turn a corner and are face to face with a BEAR......... well thinking quickly I put my left arm out to "know" where lisa's position was with my right hand drew my weapon took aim and fired! I had hit my target dead on, I had shot lisa in the right knee enabling me to walk away at a brisk pace and escape danger. moral of the story is girls ARE good for more then just ******* ****!

Ok Since It's getting close to my bed time and i don't feel like getting in trouble. I am going to go ahead and wrap this one up.

YOU WIN! your dignity will arrive in 3-4 business days sir, until then we suggest sweatpants in public and not showering, enjoy!

 

[Flex68 10+ year member]

What the hell has happened to this place? a zero post newb in the gawddayum Dome getting fvcking responses?!

who da fuck is this *** OP ? someone's fave nephew or sumpin? lol

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

What the hell has happened to this place? a zero post newb in the gawddayum Dome getting fvcking responses?!
who da fuck is this *** OP ? someone's fave nephew or sumpin? lol

 

[Flex68 10+ year member]

now I know whose nephew it is, lol

tj, jew better shup bitch or i'll stroke my schlong with that fuckin handpuppet, and give it back to you with it able to stand up on its own and smelling like ballsak and candlewax

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

now I know whose nephew it is, lol
tj, jew better shup bitch or i'll stroke my schlong with that fuckin handpuppet, and give it back to you with it able to stand up on its own and smelling like ballsak and candlewax

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

So they can grab your attention, get you to buy them drinks, and then yell **** nearing the fun part.

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

So they can grab your attention, get you to buy them drinks, and then yell **** nearing the fun part.

yea well they scream no don't and stop all I hear is NO don't stop!

 

[Sub Woofin 10+ year member]

what do we win?

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

fake chow is a poast

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

yea well they scream no don't and stop all I hear is NO don't stop!

I see what you did there. That's why you should always start with mouth ****.

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

I see what you did there. That's why you should always start with mouth ****.

Smart man, I see you've been studying!

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

Smart man, I see you've been studying!

What can I say. Sometimes I'll read a book.

 

[brodeisel 10+ year member]

books are bad for you

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

What can I say. Sometimes I'll read a book.

does it start something like Dear penthouse her mouth said no.............. but I didn't care!

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

does it start something like Dear penthouse her mouth said no.............. but I didn't care!

See, now that's where many people go wrong. Just don't ask.