you sir win tickets to attend the twilight saga...on Ice!yes they lie there @ss off, but I have found one formula for there BS if you ask a ho how many poles she has smoke and multiply that by three you will be close to the correct number, as for me I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die! not saying I won't/don't f**k the h3ll out of them I just don't trust them.
yea...here's a tale for you. A while back before marriage and my death inside I enjoyed hiking deep into the woods at the same time keeping safety in mind! So I always used the buddy system usually with my GF and always carrying a safety kit and lighter as well as the weapon you see in my avatar just in case of a wild animal well one day me and my best girl set off into the woods about 2 hour into it we turn a corner and are face to face with a BEAR......... well thinking quickly I put my left arm out to "know" where lisa's position was with my right hand drew my weapon took aim and fired! I had hit my target dead on, I had shot lisa in the right knee enabling me to walk away at a brisk pace and escape danger. moral of the story is girls ARE good for more then just ******* ****!you sir win tickets to attend the twilight saga...on Ice!