Why can't every girl know feminine hygiene?

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif So many wonderful quotes!!!Back to the topic, Only one time have I experienced the putrid **** and I was hittin it from the top, my nose was 3 ft from her thang thang and I smelt it the whole time after I finished(I had to finish) I was like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

On another occasion this stupid ***** farted something fierce when I was hittin it from the back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fart.gif.9285a21c4a53b1a914c9dedbfcf9d894.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

Dirty *****s FTL

I'd have proceeded to stick my dick right in her *** no mercy for that one, followed up with a donkey punch, and finshed out with a never talking to again.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Just tell her to clean down under in that massive jungle more often

 

[imready77 10+ year member]

this thread is hilarious //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

you might need the garden shears from the shed

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

A roundhouse is when you are laying next to her and then you click it for a bit....then pull her close to you.. hold her after you move your hand out of the area..and then without her knowing (most important part her not knowing) you bring your arm behind her back so you can wiff your hand for a sample sniff..If your good she should never know what your doing..
If it stinks just put your hand closer to her nose so she smells how stank she is.. Then she will know whats up..

Ben

I used to perfer a slight musky scent...just enough to remind me what it was. That stuff will stay under your fingernails for days, so you can sniff at leasure, and show your freinds. I would suggest brillo pads and pumice for a quick fix.

Ever fucked a chick on her period?
nG

Use the adjustable length electric trimmers. I never shave ALL the way down... use like #1 or #2 on mine. And then carefully use a razor on the sac.
This is funny.

nG

Indeed.
Imagine all the internet kids that now go to shave their balls.... and think of nJizm's advice while doing it.

Somewhat disturbing.

nG

what happens if you cut your "sack"... Dayum-- talk about razor BURN!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/censored.gif.f9ad8e7c6db58c5530c5a0a20a3b5baf.gif

It sucks.
Ok, still can't believe I'm describing this.

You need to stretch small sections at a time... so it's flat/smooth. And do it carefully.

nG

Great thread. *Subscribed*

this thread is hilarious //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

LOL!!!

Listen to us talkin about balls....

THIS is equivalent to reality TV, but on a forum...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

I was literally cryin from laughing soo hard...

Picture me. Sitting in a room, alone, laughing my *** off.

Weird... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Ooh and my girls never smells... shes clean like that... she shaves every hair on her body that isnt on her head... and eyebrows...

Me likin my girl for sure....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

AND FISH SMELLL.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

Ive had the bad expereince of that... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

And who does anyone on their period... THATS SOOO **** gross... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

it's more like a B.O. kinda smell

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Still //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

just make sure your girl doesn't eat any seafood cuz she'll be pourin that odor out at ya down there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[enzowho 10+ year member]

This thread is killing me, holy crap. I seriously cannot stop laughing...should have gone to bed a long time ago but had to read the 10 pages that were posted while I was at work.

is there anyway to stop the irritation after shaving? i did it once then got some irritation that looked like some ****in herpes lol

Yeah use conditioner before shaving.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I think alot of the smell comes from the combination of piss and pubes... If she shaves and/or can clean up well after she pees (remember to wipe front to back) then thats half of the battle there.

Period *** FTW!!! No prepping is required as shes all lubbed up and ready to go...

Just keep dark towels around to clean up after the oil spill.

I just say no to the butt sects so can't comment.

and the #1 reccomendation I have is condomless fill-it-n-spill-it *** FTMFW!

Birth control or a supply of new over the counter day after pills are neccessary though.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif So many wonderful quotes!!!Back to the topic, Only one time have I experienced the putrid **** and I was hittin it from the top, my nose was 3 ft from her thang thang and I smelt it the whole time after I finished(I had to finish) I was like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

On another occasion this stupid ***** farted something fierce when I was hittin it from the back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fart.gif.9285a21c4a53b1a914c9dedbfcf9d894.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

Dirty *****s FTL

I farted pretty loud when I had this hot college chick ontop of me. Had been drinking alot of beer, and I guess she poped it out of me Started laughing hysterically in an attempt to save face. It mostly worked. I'm surprised this doesnt happen more often.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I didn't really care on the last one though, wasn't trying to keep her around.

Hahaha.... I don't remember if there was a smell or not, went too fast and I was too drunk to remember that part. Hahaha.... I had to comment you know I did....

I farted pretty loud when I had this hot college chick ontop of me. Had been drinking alot of beer, and I guess she poped it out of me Started laughing hysterically in an attempt to save face. It mostly worked. I'm surprised this doesnt happen more often.

I think you are my new hero.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[starvingf150 10+ year member]

I am looking foward to stories of the use of the irish roundhouse by this weekend. Some may post before that for the hardcore ballers. But def by the weekend. Pics are a plus. Nothing like leaving a lamp on for enough light for a undisclosed phone camera shot, just of the girl. (forum rules permitting?)

I really wish like in a way this could be shown to like all the perspective girls I want to hook up with. That way there are no excuses.

My buddy recently was drunk and bang a heavyweight while being drunk. Had *** in a closet so "no one would see", well thats what he thought. Some dudes (myself included) wanted to save his wang from the punishment it was recieving. As soon as the door was open, we almost passed out from the "seafood that was left outside all day" smell.

Def tasted vomit in my mouth.

Ben

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

it's more like a B.O. kinda smell

No, it smells like the slimey shit on fish...