Why can't every girl know feminine hygiene?

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

dude, im bout to trim the hedges.. im uncircumcised and im asian so that means my pubes grow longer than my wang.. its annoying cuz my wang will hide inside his sleeve but the thing is my pubes will get stuck in the sleeve with the wang a LOT so when i walk sometimes the sleeve literally yanks on a couple pubes while i walk and its so annoying and kinda painful so i have to reach down my pants and peel my banana bacc to free the stray pubes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

these questions are for ReneeB:

1) ive never received any complaints about having a "sleeve".. but maybe because the chicks didn't want to offend me? what is your take on men with "sleeves"? lol

2) how do u feel about bushy men? would i look corny or look like a perv if im bout to get laid by some random chick i just met, and she pulls down my pants to find that im all shaved and prepped? would she consider me lame? or would she think its hot that im bare? let's assume my penis is of satisfactory size

3) i dont mind if you smell like hot fish baby we can do it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif ... we can do it ALL, night, loong!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif eh? eh? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Get that shit outta here.

nG

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

That is a little too much info there noob......

And some of you guys wonder why you can't get laid....

 

[yacob.naif 10+ year member]

if a chick was too stinky, and she expected 'special treatment' i'd just get her to leave by asking her what happens when she farts after a guy unloads in her ***

you guys can just thank me later

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

if a chick was too stinky, and she expected 'special treatment' i'd just get her to leave by asking her what happens when she farts after a guy unloads in her ***
you guys can just thank me later

Until you find one that says "I don't know let's try it".....

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

i cant talk about my balls and my wang cuz im asian? ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WANG. AND I DONT BREAK THEM FOR NO ONE, JOO UNDERSTAND?

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

OK? Someone needs a life.....

 

[yacob.naif 10+ year member]

this thread is way too real

and i just realized, the 1337 trend on this board from last spring seemingly disappeared.

how about that for a topic change.

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=163806

that was only 5 months ago

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

dude, im bout to trim the hedges.. im uncircumcised and im asian so that means my pubes grow longer than my wang.. its annoying cuz my wang will hide inside his sleeve but the thing is my pubes will get stuck in the sleeve with the wang a LOT so when i walk sometimes the sleeve literally yanks on a couple pubes while i walk and its so annoying and kinda painful so i have to reach down my pants and peel my banana bacc to free the stray pubes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
these questions are for ReneeB:

1) ive never received any complaints about having a "sleeve".. but maybe because the chicks didn't want to offend me? what is your take on men with "sleeves"? lol

2) how do u feel about bushy men? would i look corny or look like a perv if im bout to get laid by some random chick i just met, and she pulls down my pants to find that im all shaved and prepped? would she consider me lame? or would she think its hot that im bare? let's assume my penis is of satisfactory size

3) i dont mind if you smell like hot fish baby we can do it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif ... we can do it ALL, night, loong!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif eh? eh? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

OMG! I am actually responding to this...

1)- never had a man that wasnt circumcised... dunno-- I will give anything a try I 'spose. LOL!

2) Don't need to shave it all off...matter of fact I dont think thats all that sexy, but it should at least be trimmed up a bit, if its as bad as what your saying and looking like a briar patch... some hair is okay-- but--- ewww on the apes! -- it's all about the diversity of the woman and what she likes I guess

3) If you think you can lick it like an icecream cone all night and make me raw... well then, you're a helluva man! LOL! Your tongue will wear out before you can make me THAT happy! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

3) If you think you can lick it like an icecream cone all night and make me raw... well then, you're a helluva man! LOL! Your tongue will wear out before you can make me THAT happy! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

in other words, you're in that 80% category of women who can't climax.. tsk tsk.. im sorry to hear.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif cant help u there... but hey! wanna try a banana?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

My one word of advice to my little brother and all his little friends gathered around a table at his graduation party this past year was...
"Shave your balls. If you want bitches to lick them, shave them."nG

x2...

Got plenty of head but never got my balls licked till I shaved..

Listen to this man, he knows what he is talking about.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

omfg.........WOW

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Ever fucked a chick on her period?
nG

Not all of us are that sucked minded.

I dont stick my tool in no hole that is dripping blood.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Not all of us are that sucked minded.
I dont stick my tool in no hole that is dripping blood.

What if u didnt kno.....not all the time its dripping

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Not all of us are that sucked minded.
I dont stick my tool in no hole that is dripping blood.

The girl I did this with we did it every time she had her period because the orgams made her period feel better and it made her tighter which was nice for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif....