Why can't every girl know feminine hygiene?

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Not all of us are that sucked minded.
I dont stick my tool in no hole that is dripping blood.

There will come a time little boy, there will come a time.

I guarantee it.

n00bx.

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[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

lol

 

[skadude016 5,000+ posts]

wow what a read lol

Noob i dont ever wanna know that much about a man lol

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Great thread. *Subscribed*

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

wow........

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I like this thread, very entertaining so far.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I like this thread, very entertaining so far.

Indeed. Feggy.

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[Josh #44 10+ year member]

Not all of us are that sucked minded.
I dont stick my tool in no hole that is dripping blood.

Dirty liar.

 

[XaznKewLguyX 10+ year member]

x2...Got plenty of head but never got my balls licked till I shaved..

Listen to this man, he knows what he is talking about.

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

back to topic, i've had 3 gf's. 2 of them were virgins and odorless but my last ex wasn't and man her sh*t smelled like body order. im not kidding i hated going down on her.

 

[Josh #44 10+ year member]

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif
back to topic, i've had 3 gf's. 2 of them were virgins and odorless but my last ex wasn't and man her sh*t smelled like body order. im not kidding i hated going down on her.

Stinky Bytches FTL!!!

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif I dont care too much for the whole "getting my balls licked" thing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

how would they know
its not like i bend down and smell my weiner

all u can do is wash it and hope for the best, unless u some weirdo that rubs it all day and sniffs ur fingers, THEN youll know if it smells

Thats going in my sig.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Not all of us are that sucked minded.
I dont stick my tool in no hole that is dripping blood.

If you use a condom and have her take it off, it isn't that bad.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Man, after reading some of this I guess I can say I am lucky to have the chic I have. I mean she dont have one ioda of smell to her. Just like water to me. (Scratching my head now) I need to stick with this one for a while. Or a least for the next year of our lease. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

My one word of advice to my little brother and all his little friends gathered around a table at his graduation party this past year was...
"Shave your balls. If you want bitches to lick them, shave them."

nG

That was hilarious.

Use the adjustable length electric trimmers. I never shave ALL the way down... use like #1 or #2 on mine. And then carefully use a razor on the sac.
This is funny.

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I REALLY wish I didn't know that.

I really don't care as long as it's not too ****ing crazy down there.... Just remember if you have a problem with a chick and you have to say something to her about it be very very nice about it and tread very lightly because they can get super pissed about that.

Really? I've always found, "You need to take care of that." gentle enough.

I didn't really care on the last one though, wasn't trying to keep her around.

 

[StupidDumbSlap 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif So many wonderful quotes!!!

Back to the topic, Only one time have I experienced the putrid **** and I was hittin it from the top, my nose was 3 ft from her thang thang and I smelt it the whole time after I finished(I had to finish) I was like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

On another occasion this stupid ***** farted something fierce when I was hittin it from the back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fart.gif.9285a21c4a53b1a914c9dedbfcf9d894.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

Dirty *****s FTL