why are criminals so freaken stupid

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

i was watching some cop show on spike and ummmmmm why are they so dumb. u think if u had a couple of kilo's of weed on u, u would drive freaken good..........becasue i notice at the start of most of these they just are getting pulled over for a simple traffic violation:fro:

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[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

if they were smart they wouldnt need to be criminals would they

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I read a story about a guy tryin to rob a store and after getting the money, he told the guy to get him a bottle of liquor (behind the counter) and the cashier said he had to see his license to verify his age, so the criminal gives the guy his I.D., gets the liquor and leaves-the cashier calls the cops with the guys info and they arrest him at his house, lol

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

why dont you ask them

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

i was watching some cop show on spike and ummmmmm why are they so dumb. u think if u had a couple of kilo's of weed on u, u would drive freaken good..........becasue i notice at the start of most of these they just are getting pulled over for a simple traffic violation:fro:

The ones that kill me are the cop chase shows (World's Scariest Police Chases, Most Extreme, and shows of that ilk) where someone with some complete, total POS tries to outrun the cop cruiser.

While I'm not naive enough to think that your standard police package Crown Vic is anything astounding as far as performance goes you have to wonder at the wisdom of some idiot trying to get away from that Crown Vic in a mid-80s Nissan Sentra?!? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[2k1 sdime]

kilos of weed huh?? thats interesting lol

kilos = blow

pounds = weed

well usually.....

 

[bikinpunk 10+ year member]

I read a story about a guy tryin to rob a store and after getting the money, he told the guy to get him a bottle of liquor (behind the counter) and the cashier said he had to see his license to verify his age, so the criminal gives the guy his I.D., gets the liquor and leaves-the cashier calls the cops with the guys info and they arrest him at his house, lol

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[mike dressure 10+ year member]

criminal's crack me up! they are dumb enough to plan a robbery, and stupid enough to get caught lol!

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

why are criminals so freaken stupid

because they are criminals......

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif I liked the cops episode where the guy had a joint behind ear as he was telling the cop that he has no illegal drugs in his possession... dumb ***...

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

kilos of weed huh?? thats interesting lol
kilos = blow

pounds = weed

well usually.....

2.2lbs of weed = 1 kg of weed

It all depends on the person writing the report more often than not...

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

The ones that kill me are the cop chase shows (World's Scariest Police Chases, Most Extreme, and shows of that ilk) where someone with some complete, total POS tries to outrun the cop cruiser.
While I'm not naive enough to think that your standard police package Crown Vic is anything astounding as far as performance goes you have to wonder at the wisdom of some idiot trying to get away from that Crown Vic in a mid-80s Nissan Sentra?!? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

in the last one i saw was a undercover camero...........pretty sick

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

because they are criminals......

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[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

in the last one i saw was a undercover camero...........pretty sick

In a town next to mine they have all kinds of bad *** cars. Its a little town that is really rich so people donate vehicles to the police station, some examples are 2005 mustang, 2006 mustang, Ford Lightning, and few others. It sucks tho because its hard to tell they are police vehicles because they don't have the top lights they have just the dash ones...

For those of you that will flame me for saying mustangs and lightnings are bad ***, they are bad *** relative to the crown vic IMO

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

In a town next to mine they have all kinds of bad *** cars. Its a little town that is really rich so people donate vehicles to the police station, some examples are 2005 mustang, 2006 mustang, Ford Lightning, and few others. It sucks tho because its hard to tell they are police vehicles because they don't have the top lights they have just the dash ones...
For those of you that will flame me for saying mustangs and lightnings are bad ***, they are bad *** relative to the crown vic IMO

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