who got penetrated today?

[hellz 10+ year member]

i work in IT and it was brought to my attention that there was someone installing updates on computers in my building.

i stopped the guy and asked who he was and what he was doing and he gave my all his info, but it wasnt adding up. tried getting ahold of my supervisor to verify this guys credentials, but he split before i could verify.

found out there was another guy in our floor as well posing as a window washer.. and he was actually washing windows because i was going to jump on him but our OA said he was legit.

talking to a co-working at another location and she said they were doing penetration tests...

looks like i got penetrated!

even though it was a test, now i have all the women going crazy here because noone knows how they got in the building as it is a controlled entry.

if we had gotten ahold of them, i wouldnt have been the one to worry about. i would have gotten my hits in, but these women would have torn them up

/sigh

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[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Stool corey bro

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Stool corey bro

Did you penetrate him? You did, didn't you... sneaky sneaky Mr. D. Forshame.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I fucking hate it when Information Technology people write abbrevations for fuckiing everything. Just talk like a fucking normal human being.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I fucking hate it when Information Technology people write abbrevations for fuckiing everything. Just talk like a fucking normal human being.

Take that!!

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

this is fucking fail. i came here looking for pics or vid of someone getting penetrated.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

this is fucking fail. i came here looking for pics or vid of someone getting penetrated.

Just close your eyes and imagine me penistrating you.........

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Just close your eyes and imagine me penistrating you.........

i don't, you are always cuddling with me every night in that satin teddy i got you

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

i don't, you are always cuddling with me every night in that satin teddy i got you

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

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i know we have a brokeback moment

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

I farted and it smells so bad!

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

i self penetrated today

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Giving end users administrative privledges.
Yea, you run a real tight ship...

haha

 

[Devil Tiger 10+ year member]

yea what a ******* idiot