Where's everyone, passed out already?

i just took a shit in a walmart bag because my sister won't get the **** out of the restroom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 
just chugged some nyquil cuz im sick so i should be out in abo....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/zzzzz.gif.06fa1eabe00c8b872d7e814474c9b95c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

 
i just took a shit in a walmart bag because my sister won't get the **** out of the restroom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
omg, thats funny as hell dude! Women take over bathrooms.

 
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif HAAHAAHAHHAH get legal!
Ima marry a white bitch with moneyz. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
Bleh. My night ended abrupt. My padnah got me to go see some bands at this bar in Fat City. They ended up being better than I thought. So I'm all pumped and ready to go do something else. Got a few beer in me. It's hotter'n horse piss. C'mon!

So everybody else it rollin' ballz. I go to the ATM and get my hard earned bread and prepare to fry some synapses in the old gray sludge up there. Get home, take a MEAN shitake. Call my boy, "Is it on?" and over the joyful sounds of everybody else rolling, I get the dreaded, "I don't think it's gonna happen, dude. Guy's not answering his phone."

So now I'm here. Depressed. Pissed. Still a bit drunk. Done with the granny **** for the night...

Entertain me, ****it.

 
Bleh. My night ended abrupt. My padnah got me to go see some bands at this bar in Fat City. They ended up being better than I thought. So I'm all pumped and ready to go do something else. Got a few beer in me. It's hotter'n horse piss. C'mon!
So everybody else it rollin' ballz. I go to the ATM and get my hard earned bread and prepare to fry some synapses in the old gray sludge up there. Get home, take a MEAN shitake. Call my boy, "Is it on?" and over the joyful sounds of everybody else rolling, I get the dreaded, "I don't think it's gonna happen, dude. Guy's not answering his phone."

So now I'm here. Depressed. Pissed. Still a bit drunk. Done with the granny **** for the night...

Entertain me, ****it.
Granny **** = ftw!

I here ya dude, I'm ****ed too, went out with some friends, got home early. Still drunk as hell, and bored.

No ***** = ftl

 
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