where to find decent women??

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

well the problem your going to run across is your project a ghetto/thug image. the type of woman your wanting is 2 things. 1. she's 3-5yrs older than you and 2. she's not gonna be into the thug image. she's gonna be into the type of person that is able to actually hold a conversation. Someone that can actually look her in the eyes instead of the tits. I respect you for trying to find someone worth keeping. But based on what i've seen of your speech and dress, its not going to happen. but what do i know? i've never had a casual fling.

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

no luck yet... but i just found out my x g/f is back from texas... this could begetting better!

My care meter is running on empty,

ya hUrD mE?

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

while you're at it throw out some pickup lines that might be useful

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

My thing too.

my thing three //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

My care meter is running on empty,
ya hUrD mE?

edit:

yayayayay weGAYED

I owe ya that gif...I know I know

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

you find them in Europe and far away places......

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

PICK UP LINES FOR YA

guaranteed to work

-is your dad a thief? (no, why?) cause i saw him stealing plastic forks from Arby’s.

-do you believe in love at first sight or are you a pessimistic bytch?

-the word of the day is "legs." lets go back to my place and break your word

-Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] i need to tell my mother i found a perfect girl (her: aww) [continuing] to get a skin graft from

-you must be tired ("why?") you were running from my buick all night in my dreams

-that outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries

-your dad must have been a baker, because you’re pasty and huge

-i lost my phone number, because i didnt pay the phone bill

-know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES

-i hope you know CPR because i tend choke on things i eat off the floor

-hey, nice to meet you, ill be over there watching you all night

-its a good thing i have my library card, cause i love to steal books

-its scary to think how often weird, creepy guys at bars drug attractive girls in order to have *** with their unconcious bodies, and them dump them in an alley, ***** and *****, for a homeless man to fondle. (offer her a drink)

 

[southstylestang 10+ year member]

slammed how much stuff will your computer hold. everytime somebody says something you have the cd, movie, TONS OF PICS, some funny *** gifs, random lists of stuff like pick up lines. lol. do you just find this stuff that quick or is all this stuff saved on your computer?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

slammed how much stuff will your computer hold. everytime somebody says something you have the cd, movie, TONS OF PICS, some funny *** gifs, random lists of stuff like pick up lines. lol. do you just find this stuff that quick or is all this stuff saved on your computer?

.....Im Batman

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

slammed how much stuff will your computer hold. everytime somebody says something you have the cd, movie, TONS OF PICS, some funny *** gifs, random lists of stuff like pick up lines. lol. do you just find this stuff that quick or is all this stuff saved on your computer?

that's what the intranets is for.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

that's what the intranets is for.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh man, got a good laugh out of this one.

Decphia, what ever you do man, dont rap to them, they will be running away from you like in a Friday the 13th movie. Of course they will trip and fall and will continue to rap them to death!

Slammed,wgayed,Faulton FOR THE MOTHER.......WIN ON THIS THREAD,AHAHAHA:crazy:

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

I can't find the gif i used to put in my sig, kinda went along with the "giving a damn" thing except it says

attempting to give a damn

and error has occured, shutting down

process failed, damn not given

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

hmmm... this weekend sucked... still not over might go find me a little quikie...

didn't run in to the x yet... i might go stop by tho in a minute... probably slap

the ho... i need some kind of entertainment

 

[Colin+M 10+ year member]

... probably slapthe ho... i need some kind of entertainment

Because violence against women is HILARIOUS:eyebrow: , maybe you can pistol whip her with the gun you were looking to buy in the WTB forum.

Any decent woman would be lucky to have you, I don't see what the problem is.