When is it time to move out?

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Well, I used to go out more, so I dunno... Prefer not to keep track of such things... I was sitting on my ass reading 4 Wheel and Offroad, and they were like, Uhm, we want some private time, you mind going away for a little bit?

Bring a girl home tomorrow... say the same ******* thing.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Bring a girl home tomorrow... say the same ******* thing.

LOL! That would blow their minds. In fact, if I brought any girl at ALL that would blow their minds.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

IceTEE why u so interested In the subject?

i have nothing else to do, plus i'm slightly intoxicated and am slapping at the keyboard like a retarded kid

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

LOL! That would blow their minds. In fact, if I brought any girl at ALL that would blow their minds.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif Ok, bring a guy home then.... I was just assuming... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Well, the coffee shop I took refuge at is closing. Now I go home. Later guys... Stop thinking about my parents ****ing, please.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

LOL, this brings back old memories. I remember when I was a little younger still living at home. I would have my girl over and sometimes she would stay the night. Well the house I grew up in wasnt very big and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. So my girl would be like I swear your parents are going at it. I was like yea dont make a big thing out of it. She was like I wont, but is making me horny. So needless to say we started to **** as the same time as my parents were ****ing. Kinda strange but fun in the same sense.

I am a strange ****er!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

LOL, this brings back old memories. I remember when I was a little younger still living at home. I would have my girl over and sometimes she would stay the night. Well the house I grew up in wasnt very big and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. So my girl would be like I swear your parents are going at it. I was like yea dont make a big thing out of it. She was like I wont, but is making me horny. So needless to say we started to **** as the same time as my parents were ****ing. Kinda strange but fun in the same sense.




















I am a strange ****er!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

i lost my craving for mcdonald's cheeseburgers now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i have the sudden urge for a McD's cheeseburger actually

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

LOL, this brings back old memories. I remember when I was a little younger still living at home. I would have my girl over and sometimes she would stay the night. Well the house I grew up in wasnt very big and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. So my girl would be like I swear your parents are going at it. I was like yea dont make a big thing out of it. She was like I wont, but is making me horny. So needless to say we started to **** as the same time as my parents were ****ing. Kinda strange but fun in the same sense.

thats like gang banging......but in seperate rooms.......grosssssssssssss, i cant even think about that anymore

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i have the sudden urge for a McD's cheeseburger actually

LOL, and to think I was a sick ****er. At least I dont get horny for McDonalds cheeseburgers. Ewww!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

LOL, and to think I was a sick ****er. At least I dont get horny for McDonalds cheeseburgers. Ewww!

you have taken away all my hornyness for the night. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

hahahahaha, so whats on the dollar menu tonight guys

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

hahahahaha, so whats on the dollar menu tonight guys

nothing for me. i almost barfed up my cookie crisp when i read that dude got horny when his parents were getting it on in the other room.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

nothing for me. i almost barfed up my cookie crisp when i read that dude got horny when his parents were getting it on in the other room.

LOL! Was a true story though. I had a small house mang! I couldnt help it. That chick I was with was a FREAKKKKK! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

LOL! Was a true story though. I had a small house mang! I couldnt help it. That chick I was with was a FREAKKKKK! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

sounds like it........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif maybe a little to freaky?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

sounds like it........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif maybe a little to freaky?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Yeah I remember the one time we went at it. She was like is your mom sleeping? I am like I dont know. Got up and checked and she was. So she is like ok keep your door open and I want ****ed doggie style well looking into your moms room. I was like WTF, are you crazy!

Still did it though, but was wierd and thank god my mom didnt wake up.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

LOL! Was a true story though. I had a small house mang! I couldnt help it. That chick I was with was a FREAKKKKK! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

i like sex as much as anybody, but even i have my limits.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I remember the one time we went at it. She was like is your mom sleeping? I am like I dont know. Got up and checked and she was. So she is like ok keep your door open and I want ****ed doggie style well looking into your moms room. I was like WTF, are you crazy!





























Still did it though, but was wierd and thank god my mom didnt wake up.

wtf? where did you find this chick? is she lesbion?

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

i like sex as much as anybody, but even i have my limits.

you arent lying......sounds like dudes girl wanted his mom more than him hahahahhhhahhhahaha j/k man

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i like sex as much as anybody, but even i have my limits.

Sometimes I miss that **** to be honest. Cause I get it like once a month now with the girl I am seeing. I love the one I am with and sometimes wish she was freaky like that chick.

Well minus the doggie style well the door was open. That was pretty stange for me. I had to Dale Earnhardt that *****!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif