What's your thing for gettin' the chix

[Tone415 10+ year member]

i do this:



You gotta have big balls to get those digits

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Newspaper cut to the size of money, rolled up, with a $100 on the outside.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

i do this:

Multiple camera angles while trying to look spontaneous = looking totally fake. PLus, she got his cell hone, so who really got who there?

 

[versatilechild 10+ year member]

invite them to your place to play modern warfare 2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Tone415 10+ year member]

Multiple camera angles while trying to look spontaneous = looking totally fake. PLus, she got his cell hone, so who really got who there?

idc u know that shit was funny

 

[Sevening 10+ year member]

Invite her out to dinner and pretend to care.

Even though what she's saying isn't interesting at all, you say, "Wow, that is very interesting. Please tell me more."

After she talks again you say, "Wow, I've never thought of it that way before, but you're right."

Then when she finally shuts her trap again, repeat whatever she said, and then follow it with "Wow, how insightful."

She'll say, "Wow, nobody communicates with me the way you do."

Counter with, "I'm glad you think so, because I really wanna stick my penis in your ******."

Guaranteed...

 

[Ray21 10+ year member]

ALP

Works every time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

im from a small town, and im not on crack.

I win by default

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

wheres TA at!!!

i wana see this shit

 

[jeep2000 10+ year member]

I show them my funky pups

 

[RJesus 10+ year member]

invite them to your place to play modern warfare 2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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