What's your thing for gettin' the chix

[dr_peeb 10+ year member]

What's your "thing" for gettin' chicks, such as:

Your looks

Your ability to chat 'em up, smooth talk 'em

Your income

Your bling

Your clothes

Your car audio

Your car

Your muscles

Your brains

Your lovely beard

Your bald spot

Your parents' basement (where you live)

None, you get no chix

Or whatever else gets you the weemenz ...

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[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

I've found licking my eyebrows works pretty good.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

my abnormally large penis. (or ALP for short)

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

being bald with a small penis + roofies is always a winning combo

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

''b!tch get in my car!"

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

being bald with a small penis + roofies is always a winning combo

you just made pedobear shed a tear

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

Being the nice guy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[kroid777 10+ year member]

Being the nice guy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

lol

found out the hard way

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

You walk up to them with a bottle of whatever alcohol you have.

"Hey, you want some?"

most of the time they say yes

"What's your name?"

they tell you

"Oh, cool, hey what's your number?"

It always works!

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

you just made pedobear shed a tear

since when do you call yourself pedobear?

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

lolfound out the hard way

Yea I used to be nice. They ****ed that up.

 

[I Like Waffle]

x2 on the ALP.

 

[thericanballer 10+ year member]

i do this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_U7XsiOwlU

 

[kroid777 10+ year member]

The trick is being funny (duh! we all know that)

But the best technique is being borderline jerk...without being offensive....pretty tricky....its a thin line...

My plan B is invite her out for some Tacos