What to do in vegas

how do you get hooked up with free food and drinks?
gamble... speak to one of the floor bosses. play the game... act like a big baller. a lot of casinos have free buffets. as long as your gamling, you dont pay for drinks. remember the more you drink, the more careless you get... the more money they make off you

 
how do you get hooked up with free food and drinks?
as long as you are gambling, drinks are free. and once you get there it wont matter what plan you made beforehand. youll be like a child at disneyland and want to do everything right now lol

dont plan everything, just go with the flow.

 
Talk to my boy over there i call him Sinner but he is in the lead studios with the kush boys they will smoke you up hella good he told me if i flew down there he would throw me a QP to smoke myself

 
last time i went to vegas, i only drank alcohol. it was ****ing awesome. 4 days of just drinking. but for sure go to the clubs. me and my fiance would walk around in nice clubbing clothes right around 10-11 oclock in the casinos and get free passes to some of the clubs. but you gotta look good and you cant be a retard, cause i saw lots of people get shut down cause they werent "good" enough

also, take a cab off the strip to a liquor store. its alot cheaper then paying $20 for one drink.

 
Just got back from there with the wifey, we stayed in the Paris

Go to the Hypnotist 'Anthony Cools'.. but for the love of god do NOT get on stage - it will be the embarrassment of your life if you do. (get a buddy to go and record it!!).. The guy is pretty funny and makes everyone do really dirty sh!t while they're under, for everyone's amusement.

He performs every night at 9pm right as you walk into the Paris hotel main entrance.. You can find 2 for 1 tickets, you have to ask around though

Oh, go to the Grand Canyon for the day if you're there for a while, its worth a look. Also, for a quick free drink, play penny slots (last longer) anywhere

 
I absolutely HATED Vegas when I was there for a conference a few years ago. The only upside to it is that Vegas is cleaner than New Orleans and has better looking hookers.

Also, the solicitors pissed me off. They try to get you to take these tours to sell you some sort of timeshare. To boot, some people actually paid money for those tours to be tortured by a timeshare speech. It helps if you speak Russian or Polish though so when they come up to you, speak a foreign language and act confused. I laughed at everyone from my company who fell for their tactics.

Don't even get me started on the bums who hand out escort service cards on the main drag. Just bіtchslap the first bum who walks up to you and you will be much happier! Then again, I was thoroughly entertained by a bum who was nearly run over by a car crossing the street to ask me for change. I didn't give him any change, but watching him dodge three cars was funny as could be.

 
I absolutely HATED Vegas when I was there for a conference a few years ago. The only upside to it is that Vegas is cleaner than New Orleans and has better looking hookers.
Also, the solicitors pissed me off. They try to get you to take these tours to sell you some sort of timeshare. To boot, some people actually paid money for those tours to be tortured by a timeshare speech. It helps if you speak Russian or Polish though so when they come up to you, speak a foreign language and act confused. I laughed at everyone from my company who fell for their tactics.

Don't even get me started on the bums who hand out escort service cards on the main drag. Just bіtchslap the first bum who walks up to you and you will be much happier! Then again, I was thoroughly entertained by a bum who was nearly run over by a car crossing the street to ask me for change. I didn't give him any change, but watching him dodge three cars was funny as could be.
ur either the most uptight person in the world or you got a hooker and it turned out to be a dude because ive never once heard someone actually say they hated vegas lol theres more to your story as to why you didnt enjoy yourself! or again, ur just the most uptight person in the history of the world.

 
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