what it do!?!

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Last night me and my crew went to a bar 30 miles from my trailer park. We heard its the hot spot on monday nights. Its packed as shit when we get there, one of my friends is an old friend of the doorman so we straight up get in fo free. Theres music playing, lots of hot college hoes, and theres definately more guys then hoes. we just drinkin and chillin...you know how we do it. Later on that night Im pretty hammerd and they start playing a Too $hort song. 3 girls walk by me and I call out the blond one. I tell her "sayz ho can I ask you a question?". She says "Ok, sure". Anywayz I proceed and sayz "do you know how to ****?". Her response was priceless. "Kind of, Im not too good, wanna see?". "Hell YA!". She takes me to the bathroom takes off her dress and has nothing underneath. She had c cup tits and an *** to die for. She takes off my shirt, I pull my pants down and whip out my ****. She starts deepthroating. Im like dude I hit the ****in jackpot. She jumps on top of me and we start piping standing up. after 10 minutes im ready to bust. she sayz wait throw it on my face. she gets off i take the condom off and WHAM! face shot nukka. Were putting our clothes back on and were ready to go back out and she sayz "Ok, thats $100". Im like WTF! what do you mean?. she sayz "A blow job and a **** is $50 each. Thats $100 babe". I tell her whatever I didnt know your a hooker. "Im an escort" she sayz. "I woulda never did shit with you if i knew that". I walk out back to my friends. about 5 minutes later a 6'3" meathead walks up to me with her and sayz I owe her money. I try to explain the situation, but he doesnt wanna here it, and sayz pay up or I'll make you pay for it outside. At this point I just wanna go home so I pay up.

After we leave the bar me and my friends plan to blind side that ****in steroid freak and get my monies back. We see him walking with her in the parking lot. Right before they get into their BMW BAM! sucker punch! It was 4 of us and only him with a skank. We drop him to the ground stomp on him for 2 minutes, and knock him out uncontience. I take the biches purse and get my $100 back. Just to be a dick i keyd his car and slashd his tires.

cliffs : banged a hot 19yr old white girls

cost me $100, but got it back.

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[duece212 5,000+ posts]

too lazy to read, cliffs sound like win

 

[RE_XXX]

dude...ur white....

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

if you got the $$$ back, it cost $0

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

good story.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

dude...ur white....

negative sir.

 

[WildSebring 10+ year member]

I can already see where this thread is going....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

lol...

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

manda verga! eres mi heroe!!

tu hizo muy bien a buscar su dinero que esa puta te cobro.

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[RE_XXX]

negative sir.

Its one way to talk like that.....but a whole different thing to TYPE like that....

Just after reading that I am feelin a lil ghetto! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

pics?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

dude...ur white....

He's also half black

 

[crash9201 10+ year member]

dude...ur white....

x2... and your forshizzle language... is quite annoying... i needed a translator for this....

and does fbi post in spanish all the time? i could have sworn ive seen him post in english b4...

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Its one way to talk like that.....but a whole different thing to TYPE like that....
Just after reading that I am feelin a lil ghetto! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

if you wanna feel ghetto, come see me and ill bust a cap in yo ***.

 

[Kastlez_ 10+ year member]

good story.

A+